Spoots

The long stringy rubber band-like semen that can be squeezed out after ejaculation.

I used my spoots to seal an envelope.

The longest spoots Ive ever had was 6 inches.

by Tayraw Bennett April 14, 2010

Spoot spoot

The type of person who is often described as a huge nerd. Usually seen reading fanfiction, and spending their days sleeping.

Guy 1: hey did you hear about that girl Hooton? Her arts really amazing!
Guy 2: yeah, but she’s such a Spoot spoot!

by SpookyTea April 14, 2019

spoot

I maintain the belief that the word \'spoot\' originated from the Nickelodeon cartoon \"The Angry Beavers\" (\'Those spooty badgers are throwing rocks at our house again!\')

by jazza_p2 September 30, 2003

spoot

An exclamation of total awe, or frustration. Also used in placed or curse words.

"Aah, spoot!"

"... What the spoot..."

"Well spoot me up!"

"Well spoot me down!"

"Silence, spooty bottom-ball"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 17, 2003

spoot

Originating in the 1974 cinematic masterpiece The Black Godfather. Don Chastain, in his brilliant role as druglord Tony Burton, tells Lt. Joe Sterling (Duncan McLeod) that "it's time to teach that spoot the facts of life about my territory." Of course, the 'spoot' he is speaking of is none other than the immaculate actor Rod Perry, starring as J.J., who is black.

Spoot is obviously a term for any black person on the planet, quite possibly derogatory.

Joe: I just watched Coach Carter last night.
Jane: Really? How was it?
Joe: It had the most spoots per capita I've ever seen in a single film.
Jane: Wow...

by Rory & Vince July 05, 2006

spooted

A word derived accidentally from a typo of the spelling of spotted. Often used to describe someone wealthy who misplaced their money or is having trouble relocating it.

"Greg spooted his money."
"He is SO spooted."
"He's my little spooted." =)

by eM* April 12, 2005

spooted

when someone spits into your asshole and you fart it back out into someone else's mouth.

she spit in my ass and i spooted it into her friends mouth and she ate it.

by spootbooty December 19, 2018