Spongebob Squarepants

A show on Nickolodeon about a chipper sea sponge who lives in bikinni bottom. he has friends who help him cause havoc and chaos.

Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick Star are best friends!

by Stephaniexoxo16 March 22, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

One of the greatest shows on Nickelodeon. Spongebob is NOT a homosexual. It was clearly stated by his creator that he's not. So if you say he is, then either you're gay or in the closet. Fag.

Spongebob Squarepants is NOT gay.

by Sanji's girlfriend July 31, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

the coolest cartoon besides the simpson's. a reason to lose maturity. see squidward.

i'm stupid, i watch spongebob.

by 251 whodi July 13, 2003

SpongeBob SquarePants

His name is 'SpongeBob SquarePants', not 'Spongebob Squarepants', goddamnit. Same spelling as his show.

'Christyanne' (not 'ChristyAnne'), but 'SpongeBob' (not 'Spongebob').

``Are you ready kids?
--Aye, Aye Cap-tain!!
``I can’t heeeear you!
--Aye, Aye Captain

``Oooooh, Who lives in a pineapple, under the sea?
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``Absorbant-and-yellow, and *por*ous iz he!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!
``If nautical nonsense, he’s some-thing you wish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants
``Then drop on the deck, and flop like a fish!
--SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!

``Ready?
-`'SpongeBob :: SquarePants!!


-`'SpongeBob SquarePants,
-`'Spongebob Squarepants,
``Spuuuunj-Baawwwwwwb, Skware-Pääääääääääntss!!!

`` *chuckling*

by Victor Van Styn July 25, 2005

Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

SpongeBob SquarePants

A Nickelodeon cartoon watched 9-year-olds who think they're better than everyone. The animation is horrible, the writing is shit, SpongeBob's voice is annoying, and it comes on Nickelodeon all the fucking time, despite the fact that it should be canceled. This show is also the biggest contributor to the downfall of Nickelodeon and another example of corporate greed.

Fuck SpongeBob SquarePants.

by Roydiscord Productions March 21, 2021

spongebob squarepants

The reason your child has ADHD (Attention Defecit Hyperactivity Disorder).

Parent: "Timmy, what would you like to watch?"
ADHD-stricken child: "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS! ... No, let's go ride bikes! ... Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids!"

by Percy Jones June 4, 2007