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A submitter of content to a website (mainly Fark.com) who is obviously retarded.
Smitty thought "spork" was a compound word and not a portmanteau.
Smitty by tototototoad April 28, 2010
When you do somthing dumb and now You got the shit face.
it also means if you were to get embarrassed!
If you see a boy in the hallway and he was to fall down the stairs you would say "ooooo Smitty!"

If a boy ask a girl for her number and she say no then the boy gone be looking "Smitty."
Smitty by through witit September 29, 2009
A dirty girl that flirts with everyone’s boyfriend
Er rhat girls a smitty
Smitty by Blindfoldedickhead March 31, 2019
One who dumps beer at a party when he cannot drink it. Typically is from Staten Island and can be observed with a horrendous "Razor" haircut.
Smitty dumps his beer in the toilet while playing beer pong so he doesn't get too drunk.

Is that smitty over there with the Armani exchange shirt on vomitting all over some poor obese girl?
Smitty by Mr. X BC August 21, 2006
A make-shift home or abandoned house, usually used for smoking crack, shooting heroin, and prostitution.
Smitty by Bugg, RVA November 19, 2009
Ex truck driver, iron worker, and protector of the people who likes one armed hookers and Fred Meyer checkers
Don't be a Smitty!
Smitty by Croc Dude November 4, 2015