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tha shocka 

Hold, the finger next to your pinky down, with your thumb.2) place index and middle finger together. Keep it this way....3)Go to a party have a few drinks. 4) Find willing/drunk lady friend who "needs a ride home" WIth this hand gester youv been holdn on to, you proceed to penatrate from the front with your two fingers.5)dont knock on the back door, slip that lil pinky.... and you can continue the story a share with all your frinds that you pulld tha shocka
Tha shocka is quite insane but is difficult on larger women.
tha shocka by Jonny ~Fox July 2, 2006
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boom shocka locka 

boom shocka locka i told you
boom shocka locka by mackenzie October 3, 2003

booya-shocka

exclaimation of over excitement or after accomplishing a task.
I'm totally going to graduate high school, BOOY-SHOCKA!

I beat this video game, BOOYA-SHOCKA!

booya-shocka by Caitlin Strange January 23, 2008
2 in the puss and 1 in the butt. however, this sign that is made with the hands has also become one of the gang signs for the BTC a small gang in Eugene, OR, the three fingers is a symbol for the gang as it works as the symbol for the letter 'E' for 'Eugene'. They flash this sign at passing cars and in videos and at parties to let the community know who runs the city.

The main difference between da shocka and the gang sign and a WC or EC sign, is the distance and formation between fingers. a normal shocka is index and middle are together, EC/WC is completely seperate, very spread. the BTC symbol has the index finger about an inch spread form the middle finger.
A: Dude, that guy just gave me da shocka when he drove by!
B: naw man, that was an 'E'.
A: Oh Shit! it's the BTC!
B: Let's get the fuck outa here!
da shocka by lzfreshtadeath May 11, 2008

shockley 

She had hoped that her dinner date would be the man of her dreams, but when she saw him, she fled immediately; he was shockley.
shockley by Reknown February 11, 2014

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.