by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019
Get the Shituationmug. A compromising set of circumstances that, whilst appearing to have one or more possible solutions, will develop, proceed and culminate in a way that can only be described as shitty.
"We never see him any more though, it just seems a bit disrespectful."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
"Yeah I know what you're saying mate, but he's had to marry that bird Stacey hasn't he. Seriously, knocking her up has put him in a real shituation."
"It's two in the morning man, what the fuck? I have to fucking get back to Eltham, kicking me off for being 15p short is bollocks mate. Fucking shituation you've put me in."
by jayksroom March 7, 2015
Get the Shituationmug. A: "I had the turbo squirts and found out, afterward, that the toilet paper was out."
B: "That, sir, is a shituation."
A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."
B: "That, son, is a shituation."
B: "That, sir, is a shituation."
A: "While I was jerkin' it, my little sister's friends were TP'ing my house. Yes, they saw me through the window."
B: "That, son, is a shituation."
by Captain Milligan December 1, 2010
Get the Shituationmug. Brandon: I was caught smokin' weed in the bathroom. I think I'm going to be expelled.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
John: That's a real shituation you're in dude.
by Dosaaaa January 8, 2016
Get the Shituationmug. 1.) A situation that can best be described as shitty
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail
2.) A situation marked by disorganization and confusion
3.) A situation caused by an epic fail
Girl 1: I think he gave me VD.
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation
Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation
Girl 2: Damn, what a shitsuation
Guy 1: Dude, why is there no beer at your party!
Guy 2: You were supposed to bring it
Guy 1: I thought you were bringing the booze.
Guy 2: This is a real shituation
by JRH2286 July 30, 2009
Get the Shituationmug. A really bad situation in which you shit yourself. Usually in public and in front of at least a few people. Not to be confused with a shart, by which only you might know a shit has occurred. When a Shituation occurs , everyone is aware of what when down.
"The French speedwalker had a nasty Shituation go down at the Rio Olympics. " or " I ended up in a Shituation trying to get to the bathroom at work ."
by FlippDogg August 20, 2016
Get the Shituationmug. In Frank's haste to take a crap at the Mexican restaurant, he discovered his stall was completely out of toilet paper, thus leaving him in an awkward shituation.
by PetsorMeat‽ September 10, 2011
Get the Shituationmug.