1. A large quantity
2. A quantity beyond measure
That is a shit-ton of homework.
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Dude, there was a metric buttload of people at the party last night.

Well, I would have said a shit ton. I guess we're both right.
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Not just a large amount of something, but a gregarious amount of something you don't want. Similar, at least in idea, to too much.

One can't have a shit ton of money. One can, however, have a shit ton of ants in ones pants, or a shit ton of holes in a bag of money.
Upon entering my kitchen I noticed there were a shit ton of ants everywhere.

After taking my final exam, my friend and I concurred that there was a shit ton of material we did not know.

It takes a shit ton of gas to drive from California to New York and back.
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At least two times a Shit Load. (must be greater then 17)
Casey has a shit ton of gay remarks.
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A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit
Man dude this weighs a shit ton
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Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000
Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.
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