serbs

the best race in the world. both world war 1 and 2 were started by the serbs as they are fearless people that stand up for their rights. eg. did not convert to muslim after being conquered by turks, killing the austrian prince, standing up to nazis.
serbs are one of the fairest people in the world. serbs have never fucked anybody over. they dont want anybody elses land because they are happy with what they have. they have been fair to everyone and in the end they got stabbed in the back by the mother fucking croatians with the help of america and so on.

serbs are very attractive people too, especially the women and are very capable as displayed in the 2007 eurovision song contest and in tennis (novak djokovic, ana ivanovic, jelena jankovic etc..)

over all, if you hate serbs, you really must be a dickhead or just very jealous (eg. albanian, croatian...etc..)

i fuck all of the mothers of the serb haters, translation -
jebem vam mater svima ko nas mrze

they said serbs fought like legends, now they say legends fought like serbs

by Aleks Serbinator January 3, 2008

serb

(vb.) To redefine the applicability and borders of law in favour of own prejudice, intentionally going against the jurisdiction of an international community under the banner of patriotism.

"This government does its best to serb the law, thus embracing the demand of the people."

by ban74 May 17, 2006

serb

Someone who hales from Serbia, they also live in bosnia and croatia. They are good at a lot of things like lying, breaking hearts, assasinating arch dukes and making love(once you go serb you never go back). They will stop at nothing to defend their country. They have have extremely good looks and know it and use it to his/ her advantage and it usually works on us poor westerners. A serb doesn't have that much manners either. They are not bad people they just tend to be toss pots (specially the tall males) You are blessed if one crosses your path just be careful. They have only one weakness and that is Kosovo.

That serb is a really obnoxious, but its ok he was brought up that way.

by darko85 August 11, 2010

serb

The name "Serb" is ancient. It is non-Slavic in origin and more likely than not original Serbs were overlords of the Slavs. Tha name 'Serb' designates not only the population in the Balkan peninsula but of Lusatia as well. Lusatia, a region in Eastern Germany is inhabited by a nation the Germans call the Wends from which the Greeks derived the word Venedi. The name "Serb" is ibero-caucasian in origin. In comes from the word "Ser" meaning "man", with the "bi" added to make the plural form. Serbs were part of the Caucasian Race much like the Georgians, Mingrelians, Lezghians, Ingush, and spoke a language simmilar to these peoples. At some point in the history of the Serbs, this Old Serb language stood side by side with the Slavic language in White Serbia (Porphyrogenitus) and likely even in the first 300 years leading up to the formation of the Serb state on the Balkans in the 9th century. Even to this day, the Serb language has at least a third as many words in its vocabulary than other Slavic languages. This is because of the influence of Old Serb and Illyrian as well as Turkish on the Slavic language spoken by Serbs today.

an example of the Old Serb words which exist side by side with Slavic words in the modern Serb language.

A word of Slavic origin in modern Serbian:HLEB
A word of Old Serb origin in modern Serbian:PITA
English translation:a bread – a loaf

by pravda August 8, 2005

serb

A person who tends to make up events which never happenned in order to manipulate others or to gain something. A pathological liar.

Andy says he slept with her, but it turned out they've never even met - he's a god damn serb!

Apparently, Mr. Francis lied to us and took all the credit. He was a complete serb about this whole situation.

You're just being a serb, I don't believe a word you say!

by Ethnologist September 27, 2007

serb

Person with a vienna sausage sized penis. Often called a "refugee."

John:You serb
Joe:Oh yeah, Slobodan
John:Damn you

by Dunkan January 21, 2005

serb

A word used to describe someone who has serbian herritage, DNA studies show a large portion posess traces of Turkish origin, most likely due to 400 years of ottoman rule and "intergration" over their country. The word Serb/Srb comes from the latin servus or slave. Generally a nation of cretins, cripples, homosexuals, pederacists (pederasy), also known as chetniks, decended from radical peasant slaves with no real sence of honor, dignity and such, hence their wild animal like nature even in todays modern society. There are ofcorse exceptions to every rule and so there is the odd .05% who were perhaps educated overseas who do not fit the profile but are a minority and generally are still infected with radical serb ideology. It is highly unlikely that the serbian race will ever understand that by mongering war in the balkans they are actually disgracing their own kind, this is beyond the majorities intelectual capacity.

Bosnian: Ey Drago you faggot, why do you pimp out your own wife?

Dragomir (Serb): Its mutually benificial for her and myself.

Croat: Only in Servia, only in Servia... o_^

Albanian: Ive got $12 US!!!

Dragomir (Serb): Okay but careful shes got a bad back.

by Anti-=-Matter November 27, 2007