Sementator

When you shove a potato in your vagina, or you wank your dick and ejaculate all over it.

by Sementators April 25, 2017

sement

verb - the process of draining semen from ones vagina after intercourse without a condom.

by Jacob Dempsey March 12, 2006

A shot of liquor made by combining the semen of 2 or more human males, and a splash of vodka. The semen is harvested immediately prior to serving.

"Bobby and I got really bored with traditional shots, so we jerked each other off and made some sement mixers."

by jFET January 19, 2014

The result of hot water coming into contact with post-coital fluid.

Dammit it Geoff, I'm going to need a knife to get this sement off the bathroom floor before my roommate comes home!

the act of utilizing one's semen, to fill an external area on another's body
can also be used as plural ie. semented

destiny said she couldn't sleep due to the ruckus next door so I decided to sement her ear canal.
I semented her belly button to hide her outtie

by binnoladen March 30, 2023

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."

Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."

by Al Gourd December 7, 2018

The act of becoming filled with semen, even if no pregnancy occurs.

I've semented my wife several times. Now we just wait.

by AirosRhynef April 6, 2021