Samson 

What a fucking hottie!! So good looking and amazing!! If you have a Samson in your life cherish them forever and worship them like a god!!! They are the best thing ever to happen to you! Date them even if their your gender and your not gay!! They're defiantly worth it!!

Samson is our God and we offer him our love and chicken meat 🐐🐐🐐

Samson by Big ounce laaaaaaaaa November 3, 2019

Reverse Samson.

(n). The loss of any skills or strength when you undergo a ridiculous hair transplant in a pathetic attempt to reverse the loss of hair (also called a Rooney)

Alex. Hey Wayne, since you've had that dead gerbil sewn to your head, your form has dipped a little
The problem could be your reverse samson.

Wayne. I know gaffer, but I need to keep my film star looks for when I hang up my boots.

Reverse Samson. by Dungwit November 27, 2013

Samson Cat 

Amazing feats of strength performed by common house cat.

A regular cat moving or knocking something that seems that a cat couldn't move like a table or tv set

I thought I closed the sliding doors enough so the cat couldn't get out, But yet the cat is on the porch!, I dunno we must have a Samson cat.

who knocked over the Tv? Must of been Samson Cat cause no one else was home.

Samson Cat by Flynnfam January 2, 2012

Samson Cortina George 

Discovered the first mobile phone back in 2003, also discovered the first electron and volt in 2017

Have you heard of Samson Cortina George? Yes, didn’t he discover the first mobile phone?

Samson Cortina George by Foxtrot Oscar May 31, 2019

Slippery Samson 

First let your sexual partner smoke a bunch of heavy cigarettes, this will improve the dog like moaning later on. In the meantime you shave his/hers whole body. After that, lube your preferred forearm (till just before the elbow) with grease and stick all the shaved hair on your forearm (like a selfmade hand puppet). Next shove the hair lubed forearm, with the distinctive 3 knocks in a row knocking motion (because the bell doesn’t ring) up your partners butthole. Meanwhile spread your thumb and pinky finger and make your partner scream “WHOA WHOA” with a rusty voice like a Belgian hand puppet dog.

Stephan got a Slippery Samson last vacation, he didn’t see that one coming and was pleasantly screaming like a hand puppet dog.

Slippery Samson by JazzyJews September 20, 2020

negro samson 

A very strong and quick black man that often finds himself at odds with the law. He nearly always is doing something illegal and has many misadventures.

Negro Samson was robbing a corner store deli when the police arrived. When they yelled "freeze" he was off like a greyhound with the money he had gotten.

negro samson by Negro Samson December 6, 2013

Samson 

Another Word for gigantic Dick

Samson had a Samson last night

Samson by Hesus July 23, 2006