samson

sweet man.
from regina spektor's song- "samson"

"Samson came to my bed
Told me that my hair was red
Told me I was beautiful and came into my bed...
kissed me 'til the mornin' light, the mornin' light
And he kissed me 'til the mornin' light"

by ___emily May 24, 2007

Samson

The Samson is when you are having sex with a girl, and she cuts your pubic hair, and then you instantly go limp.

I was having sex with Delilah when she whipped out scissors and gave me a Samson. Now I can't get it up, and I went blind.

by John Milton the AntiTrinitarianist March 19, 2008

Samson

one of the most weird people in the world, doesnt like herb which is odd (u can buy it from maccas in a frozen coke), his spirit animal is a wHaLe and he once vomited blue stuff :) :)

omg theres samson swimming past really fasttttt

by notmanaia August 02, 2018

Samsonize

To improve or make better.

You need to Samsonize your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samsonized

To make something better or to improve it.

Man you really samsonized your ride.

by TDBE May 14, 2018

Samson

CRINGY obnoxious child, meme reker

You are such a samson

by nigelthenigel June 13, 2018

Samson

The dog as-seen in the GIF below. It is a really nice dog, with a deep voice. You need to look him up on youtube (Samson en Gert). It is dutch, but what do you care, right? It is a program for kids, the maker (gert) fucked all of the three members of a kids-girlband called K-3. It has nothing to do with the KKK.

A: I want a dog
B: You should take Samson, he's amazing

by YouknowwhoIamDavid March 01, 2017