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H.U.S.B.A.N.D

Handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous. Cuz he might try to fuck you up or cheat on you.
Wife 1: My husband is the best!
Wife 2: WAIT, Isn't that H.U.S.B.A.N.D mine?!?!?

U.S.H.E.R 

Fboi# 1: Yo, I just saw a bad one with a real fatty. Can't wait to take her home.
Chill friend: Hold on, are you talking about Jerika over there?
Fboi#1: Yeah bro!
Chill friend: Make sure you wrap it up. Jerika has had some...STDs.
Fboi#1: Word, bruh. Good looking out. I never would have thought about using protection.
Chill friend: No problem brother. Just remember, U.S.H.E.R!
Fboi #1: ???
Chill friend: Unprotected sex has enormous repercussions!
Fboi #2: Yo, thanks Chill Friend. You're wise, you're practically a genius.
U.S.H.E.R by angryangelsandsuch August 22, 2017

u.h.l.o.t.s.w.h.g.l.a.c.h 

Ugly Hoe living on the street with her Godzilla looking ass circle head.
“ That girl… she’s def a u.h.l.o.t.s.w.h.g.l.a.c.h..”
Another way of saying aww how cute
I love this post, M.U.S.H.Y
m.u.s.h.y by xknollson July 22, 2023

B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S 

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.
Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.
B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S by Rich Davis July 14, 2008
Stands for 'Head Up Butt Syndrome.' Common among bosses and general douchebags. Someone who has H.U.B.S. always thinks they are right no matter how wrong they really are.
employee 1: "Nick said the kitchen looked like crap after you cleaned it last night"

employee 2: "Are you kidding, I bleached every inch of that kitchen, it was sparkling."

employee 1: 'Yeah, I know. Nick has an incurable case of H.U.B.S."
H.U.B.S. by farragamo12345 January 18, 2010