2 definitions by angryangelsandsuch
Fboi# 1: Yo, I just saw a bad one with a real fatty. Can't wait to take her home.
Chill friend: Hold on, are you talking about Jerika over there?
Fboi#1: Yeah bro!
Chill friend: Make sure you wrap it up. Jerika has had some...STDs.
Fboi#1: Word, bruh. Good looking out. I never would have thought about using protection.
Chill friend: No problem brother. Just remember, U.S.H.E.R!
Fboi #1: ???
Chill friend: Unprotected sex has enormous repercussions!
Fboi #2: Yo, thanks Chill Friend. You're wise, you're practically a genius.
Chill friend: Hold on, are you talking about Jerika over there?
Fboi#1: Yeah bro!
Chill friend: Make sure you wrap it up. Jerika has had some...STDs.
Fboi#1: Word, bruh. Good looking out. I never would have thought about using protection.
Chill friend: No problem brother. Just remember, U.S.H.E.R!
Fboi #1: ???
Chill friend: Unprotected sex has enormous repercussions!
Fboi #2: Yo, thanks Chill Friend. You're wise, you're practically a genius.
by angryangelsandsuch August 22, 2017
A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017