rubber ducky

It's when you're fucking a girl with a condom on, and you're so drunk that you don't know if you're going to piss, or cum. You pull out, roll the condom down to the tip of your dick, and fill it with whatever fluid comes out. Then you take the condom, and slap the bitch accross the face with it. Right as it whips accross her face, when it is far to late for her to evade the swinging specimen, you yell "DUCK!"

"Dude, I'm so wasted, but this girl want's to hook up with me"
"So, she's hot, fuck her"
"I'm too drunk man"
"Just do the rubber ducky, she looks like a VD slut anyhow"

by DaBritishRCuming April 1, 2004

Rubber Ducky

Any girl younger than yourself. The prime age of a rubber ducky is 13 or 14 years

"Hey Hayden have you seen this years grade 8's, rubber ducky hey"

by Duck Hunter Society of Ayr October 11, 2007

rubber ducky

Slang for a used condom.

Mike left his rubber ducky on the bed.

by Shane Michael August 7, 2006

A Rubber Ducky

A rubber duck you put on the end of your penis and then you have sex!

Nick put a rubber ducky on himself had sex with his girlfriend.

by Fpiewjoufgeogegjo November 18, 2010

rubber ducky

a man with a really sqeaky voice....a/k/a mr. Pease see rubber ducky

One day i was sittin in class and had to listen to Rubber ducky talk the whole time.

by hehe me! December 23, 2004

rubber ducky

replace ''rubber ducky'' with name of your choice, and its a sex song

Rubber Ducky
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Rubber Ducky
I'm awfully fond of you!

Rubber Ducky
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Rubber Ducky
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber Ducky
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Rubber ducky your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Rubber ducky im awfully fond of
Rubber ducky im awfully foooond
Of you!

Orlando Bloom*
Your the one
You make bath time
Lots of fun!
Orlando Bloom
I'm awfully fond of you!

Orlando Bloom
Joy of joy
When i squeeze you you make noise
That your mine
Orlando Bloom
Your my very best friend
Its true

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom
Your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of you

Every Day
When I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella whos
Cute and yella
And chubby
Rubba dub dubby!

Orlando Bloom your so fine
And im lucky that your mine
Orlando Bloom im awfully fond of
Orlando Bloom im awfully foooond
Of you!

*Orlando Bloom replaced the name ''rubber ducky ''

by taylor cullen March 27, 2009

rubber ducky

When you lovingly slingshot a used condom at your woman like a rubber band and she gets out of the way just in time.

Can also be used to describe a close call situation.

Situation 1:
"She said she gave me the drip."
"Seriously dude? Did you get checked out?"
"Yeah, doctor said I was clean."
"Dang dude, talk about a rubber ducky."

Situation 2:
"Dude, you almost hit that car!"
"Yeah dude, it was definitely a rubber ducky."

by T Flow January 17, 2007