weber routine 

When your cleaning lady is actually a prostitute. She never cleans anything and dirties your sheats every time she comes to your house. Also known as the Fager

I pulled the Weber Routine again yesterday. Why would I ever need a girlfriend?

weber routine by Pete's kid April 1, 2017

sex routine 

Repetitions of the same positioning, start to finish, each time you have intercourse.

Duder 1: "So I turned her around did her doggy for a while, then she got on top of me for a little bit and I finished it off by busting in her mouth."

Duder 2: "Dude you do that every time! That's your sex routine huh?"

Duder 1: "Is it? Shit son! You're right."

sex routine by westfalia January 29, 2010

Helen Keller routine 

To totally ignore someone by pretending you are deaf, dumb, and blind.

My boss called me into the office to chew me out, but I gave him the Helen Keller routine.

Helen Keller routine by Libertine October 3, 2005

drop the hair routine 

this phrase is used when someone thinks you have nice or cool hair. usually used with hockey players and baseball players.

Girl: "drop the hair routine!!"

Boy: "aye! thank you!"

drop the hair routine by daddystoes69 March 14, 2020

teenage routine 

generally made up of...

waking up 3-5 hours after everyone else
taking a shower
eating a hefty breakfest
masterbate
eat lunch
go outside and be active
masterbate
eat dinner
watch TV
masterbate
sleep

"Jefferys teenage routine often consisted of him jacking off before bedtime"

teenage routine by DoctorKoles August 10, 2009

Japanese Flag Routine

AKA the "Cherry topped sundae", the Japanese flag routine involves a female partner forcing a male partner to lay on his back and jerk off until he cums hard enough to have the resulting ejaculate land on his face, at which point the female proceeds to squat above his head and glop a huge smear of period blood on top, creating, in effect, the appearance of a "cherry topped sundae" or Japanese flag.
This practice was first noted in Japan in the early 2000s, but has become increasingly popular throughout the world with the spread of similar male-oriented practices like the Cleavland Steamer, Donkey Punch, Blumpkin, and Chili Dog. In fact, women world wide seem to have come to the realization that there is an increasingly large need for sexual practices that are specifically degrading and humiliating for men, and that can be laughed about by women everywhere for decades to come.

When Holly had enough of Leroy's constant whining for blumpkins, she waited until her period was flowing at maximum throttle, and proceeded to give him the nastiest Japanese flag routine of his entire life.

Japanese Flag Routine by FallsGirlTheNextGeneration April 13, 2009

my quarantine masturbation routine 

my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!

Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!

my quarantine masturbation routine by USAF Cadet October 2, 2020