To completely and utterly throw someone under the bus, often at extremely inopportune or inconvenient times and in entirely inappropriate situations.
Josh rolanded me hardcore when he mentioned at the party, in front of Mila Kunis, that I preferred the company of young boys to that of smoking hot actresses.
by Grips17 May 23, 2012
by Fox1983 March 28, 2021
A folk legend, during the 1960's Roland was a Mercenary who came from Norway. He took a contract fighting in the Congo, and was known for his skill with a Thompson Sub-Machine gun. He eventually attracted the attention of the C.I.A. who payed off one of his compatriots to betray him. Later Roland's betrayer died under mysterious circumstances. Soldiers and Mercenaries still claim to see the ghost of Roland in multiple military conflicts over the past 50 years. He is described as being headless and still carrying his Thompson Sub-Machine gun.
Soldier 1: "I saw something weird during the last firefight we were in."
Soldier 2: "what was it?"
Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."
Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"
Soldier 2: "what was it?"
Soldier 1: "a man with no head carrying a tommy gun."
Soldier 2: "oh man, you saw Roland the Headless Thompson Gunner!"
by Gil Favor September 8, 2020
So one day, my friend was rolanded while coming home from school. He was stupid enough to jaywalk across the busiest intersection in town. So he got hit by a car and dislocated his shoulder. Writhing in pain, he managed to get some help from the driver and the watching bystanders. However, when the authorities came, he was fined for jaywalking and received demerit points on his licence, while the driver got off scot-free. At least he survived the day.
by Asymptom May 21, 2012
You think he hates you but that’s just his personality. Sarcastic. PLANTS. Also nerdy. Acts like he doesn’t care but spends hours on school. Creative. I would pay to see the inside of his brain. Tends to be v quiet alone but when he meets his other Sister and Brother Braincells he goes insane.
by jynbug September 8, 2019