Raccoon is a person who skuttles about
A normal person: Why are you walking like that?
Raccoon child: What ever do you mean?
A normal person: You keep walking like a raccoon!
Raccoon child: What ever do you mean?
A normal person: You keep walking like a raccoon!
by The Raccoon Ambassador November 17, 2018
When you are at a girl's house doing her from behind (in the pussy) and you stick your finger in her asshole, finish in her, and then pull your finger out and make two brown circles around her eyes. You then run out of her house and knock over her trash cans.
by Bobby 'Muchacha Sucia' Light April 26, 2009
The act of punching a girl while doing a cum shot. She gets a black eye along with cum on her face and neck.
by explicit56 October 10, 2008
by Dabee❤️ February 18, 2022
Person 1: Hey I saw that raccoon diggn' around in the Trashcan Last night.
Person 2: Fuckin' gross, that bitch is hella fucking nasty.
Person 2: Fuckin' gross, that bitch is hella fucking nasty.
by Mutantbabylover November 24, 2009
An older woman, usually 55-60 years of age and up, who clad themselves in excessive amounts of jewelry. They can easily be identified by the gold ring/s one that adorn every finger. Their favorite haunts are pawn shops, flea markets and the QFC shopping channel. A curious side to the Raccoon's fondness of shiny objects, is their penchant for being heavily perfumed. If you ever find yourself between a showcase of shiny objects and a charging, glassy-eyed raccoon, you can try the time tested diversion by shouting "jewelry sale across the street!" This may buy you just enough time to escape a certain, glittering, Oil of Olay scented demise.
by AxisOfSmeagol May 15, 2012
by Hahahahdhhfidnfurnfig May 21, 2018