Peef 

Peef, see also peefed or peefing. A term used to describe one or more individuals smart whitty comebacks/insults, or just plain win. Known as a peef.

Steve- Man these clothes are dirty.
Chris- Not as dirty as your mum!

Jessie- Oh my steve you just got peefed!!

OR

Dude, I've got so many kills on COD today, totally peefing!

Peef by BertieDastard April 25, 2011

Peef 

Shorthand for a "pee-fart", a peef is a fart that sneaks out when you go pee. While many will restrain their public urination to avoid embarrassment, painfully reducing their stream to a mere trickle, embracing the peef and letting it rip will result in a much better flow and an all-around more enjoyable experience. When executed properly, a peef will be accompanied by a lazy, droopy smile.

Before the duel of his life, D'Artagnan placed his sword against a tree, turned his back to the crowd, and untied his drawstring. The crowd stood by, at first hearing a only trickle, before D'Artagnag released his signature battle cry - the proud trumpet of a peef echoing through the woods. Some later claimed the smell of death in the air overpowered them that day, while others said it was a vast improvement over whatever D'Artagnan had had for dinner the night before.

Peef by Peef-for-Peace August 18, 2020

peef 

A male queef. Usually a squeeky noise. Formed from air trapped within the urethra.

Yo nigga I heard Francis peefed in Lori's mouth. It was so nonhanus.

peef by Chris porfido August 14, 2008

Peef 

A ridiculous American or a ridiculous moustache.Even better, a ridiculous American, sporting a ridiculous tash.
The kind of moustache or human that collects biscuit crumbs, marmite and Guiness froth. Much admired and modelled by the boystown mincers of San Francisco. The Builder from The Village People is a also a prime example. A slightly comedic but ultimately sad indictment of US contemporary culture/society.

-Jaysis- check out the Peef over there-yeh the one who is drinking Guiness by himself- wow! he's even wearing a yellow sweater and extra white trainers.

-yep-thats a Peef alright.

Peef by Horse from IMBRFC May 17, 2006

Peef 

A pork and beef hybrid. It’s what is made after a cow and a pig finish fucking.

“Hey! Want some peef?”
“What the fuck is peef?”

“Hybrid of pork and beef.”
“What the fuck.”

Peef by pablolore1 September 1, 2020

peef 

To fart out of a males urethra . Much like a qweef for females....and gasy discharge from their vagina.

Mark it smells so bad, did you just peef?

peef by nicholianrynamite March 8, 2005

peef 

A Multi-Colored Christmas Bear

"Peef!" said Peef.

peef by Emaleth82 August 27, 2003