Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.
Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.
Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.
nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away
by lifeguardhotstuff August 4, 2008
- “Poor Nigga Syndrome” Men from the hood with a good mentality. Who don’t have any money, a father or morals. They act tough and treat women like shit. And are afraid to show feelings.
Me : “you don’t support black lives matter”
My friend from the hood: “niggas die everyday”
Me : “Damn nigga your PNS is so bad”
My friend from the hood: “niggas die everyday”
Me : “Damn nigga your PNS is so bad”
by city girls up 1 February 4, 2022
by LR April 12, 2005
Phone Number Scales. describing somebody who is SO FAT, so OBESELY OVERWEIGHT that if/when they are stupid enough to attempt to weigh themselves, the scales will display their phone number.
john - DUDE check that PNS... she reminds me of you mum
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls
by jackdarton July 30, 2007