Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.

Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.
nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away
by lifeguardhotstuff August 4, 2008
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A politic Party in Malta made up of cock suckers and gay ppl
by G0o April 27, 2003
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- “Poor Nigga Syndrome” Men from the hood with a good mentality. Who don’t have any money, a father or morals. They act tough and treat women like shit. And are afraid to show feelings.
Me : “you don’t support black lives matter

My friend from the hood: “niggas die everyday

Me : “Damn nigga your PNS is so bad”
by city girls up 1 February 4, 2022
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Someone stupid who thinks iPods suck.
Why have you bought an iPod, they suck?
by LR April 12, 2005
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Phone Number Scales. describing somebody who is SO FAT, so OBESELY OVERWEIGHT that if/when they are stupid enough to attempt to weigh themselves, the scales will display their phone number.
john - DUDE check that PNS... she reminds me of you mum
dave - i am going to permanently seperate you from your balls
by jackdarton July 30, 2007
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All boys are pn now and days
by Notapn March 14, 2017
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