Pacific Northwest Swimming acronym.
Also confused with penis or pms. The term confuses non-swimmers.
nonswimmer- "Dude, what are you doing this weekend?"
swimmer- "I'm going to PNS championships."
... awkward silence...
swimmer- "my championship meet"
... continued awkward silence...
swimmer- "I'm swimming the 200 breastroke."
... nonswimmer gapes... more awkward silence...
swimmer- "Oh, screw this." and walks away
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