An acronym: A way of saying oh my god, without using the lords name in vain, OH MY PENIS! Its funny too
by Neil Johnson September 4, 2007
Get the Ompmug. OH MY PEANUT!!!!!!!
Someone cracked their head open and their guts flew everywhere, this would be a perfect time to say..... OMP
by Lolzorzomgfoomgomp May 8, 2010
Get the Ompmug. An omp is 1/2 glomp. What exactly is 1/2 a glomp. Its the glomp without the back shattering collision with the floor. It's an overly aggressive hug in which the victim's feet may or may not leave the ground. The person performing the omp is the omper while the person being targeted is deemed the ompee.
Sara squealed as Bobby ran up to her and omped her.
Susie asked Mike for a hug but instead she got an omp.
Susie asked Mike for a hug but instead she got an omp.
by DragonDeath May 17, 2011
Get the Ompmug. to eat the cruch out of a low flying duck!
by choad rider April 19, 2003
Get the ompmug. 
(Verb) To be a cock-block.
(Noun) A person who kills a romantic mood between two people because he has nothing better to do.
(Noun/Verb) To be that thing from Mario.
(Noun) A person who kills a romantic mood between two people because he has nothing better to do.
(Noun/Verb) To be that thing from Mario.
"I was on my bed with my girlfriend ready to get into it when David called asking to hang out together with us. Fucking chomp-omp!"
by Farewellking1 June 4, 2009
Get the Chomp-Ompmug. The Oxygen Mask Principle is well known for anyone who has paid attention to the security demonstration carried out before every commercial flight: If the cabin loses pressure, oxygen masks will fall from above. You are to place yours on yourself before trying to help others.
Wife: What were you thinking, your whole family is starving and the first thing you do at the restaurant is order for yourself?
You: Well, OMP.
You: Well, OMP.
by U751 March 26, 2021
Get the OMPmug.