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Nintendo Wii 

Here's some more ways sayings for the Nintendo Wii:

"dammit!! i just came home, looked underneath the tv and somebody jacked my wii!"

"i can't believe they hit me off...they jacked my wii"

"don't bother johnny right now, he's playing with his wii."

"stfu fanboy and stop sucking on nintendo's wii"

"this guy is riding nintendo's wii hard"
Nintendo Wii... Who the fuck made the name?
Nintendo Wii by Ezgamer May 14, 2006
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Nintendo Wii 

An "all right" console. THe motion sensors and capabilities are crap though, and doesnt have many "adult" type games. A console for kids.
I hate it untill super smash bros brawl comes out then ill enjoy playing with a wii (haha)

nintendo wii 

the code name for smoking marijuana in the hsm. the "wii remote" being pipe, joint or bong, the "game" being the type of weed, and the "battery" being the lighter. the whole package is called "nintendo wii".
hey zachary lets go play nintendo wii at the hiking trail this weekend.
nintendo wii by james warren March 28, 2009

Nintendo Wii 

An overclocked GameCube bought by idiot consumers who don't know shit about real gaming who will hit themselves in the head when they realize the superior graphics of the 360 and PS3.
Nintendo Wii consumer - "My Wii is small and cheap. I love to play with my Wii all day."

360 Consumer - "I don't know if he's having a seizure or playing with his Wii. I'm going to watch an HD-DVD movie."

PS3 consumer - "When I got off work at my law firm. I'll hop in my Mercedes and buy a specially designed, gold-plated PS3 complete with rims and no vibrator. Then I'll pay $30 for a movie that came out 20 years ago just to watch it on my big-screen HD-TV 1080p."

Nintendo Wii 

Proper Noun: An inferior gaming console primarily used by amateur or casual gamers, girls and homosexual males.

Many more serious gamers speculate that it appeals to these demographics due to the juvenile/childlike nature of many of the game titles, and the haphazard nature of the control design.

The vast majority of hardcore ignore the console entirely as if it does not exist.
Guy #1: Hey, my roommate recently purchased a Nintendo Wii

Guy#2: Really? I did not know he swung that way
Nintendo Wii by supaflyslater October 28, 2010

Nintendo Wii Wii 

Hey, shorty, do you play video games? No? Awe man, I was gonna ask you if you wanted to come over and play with my Nintendo Wii Wii...
Nintendo Wii Wii by SouloCutz April 26, 2009

Nintendo Wii U 

The Nintendo Wii U is an eighth generation video game console designed and marketed by Nintendo Co. Ltd released in November in North America, and PAL regions, and released in December in Japan. The console was made to be a successor to popular Nintendo Wii which had sold 101 million units, however thanks to poor marketing, a confusing name which lead consumers to believe it was a new controller for the Wii, and poor third party support the Wii U was left in the dust by Sony's PS4, and even Microsofts poorly marketed Xbox one. By the end of its lifespan the Wii U had only sold 13 million units globally, and was considered a commercial flop by Nintendo. Former President of Nintendo of America Reggie Fils-Aime stated that despite its poor sales the Wii U would be remembered fondly by fans like the similarly poor performing Nintendo Gamecube, and he considered it a necessary step for the success of Nintendo's next major console, the Nintendo Switch.
"The Nintendo Wii U introduced an all new Gamepad controller with a touchscreen, and motion controls which allowed for asymmetrical multiplayer."