One of the last free states. one of the few places where you can still shoot an intruder in your home in the face and still walk away the victim. Because you are. Although, the Patriot Act has really changed that. We aim to get that shit repealed real soon, though. One of the few places in the country where you won't get swarmed by police if you walk down the street with a DEagle strapped to your hip (assuming you have the proper permits). One of the few places in the country where you can still carry concealed.
There are a lot of hillbillies when you get into cow country. But they're the ones with small arsenals in their basements, so they rock. Can't' do that shit in many places anymore. Our beaches might not be spectacular, but we have some of the best skiing next to Colorado. We might be slow drivers, but we're some of the best because most of us don't have insurance. If you get hit and run in NH, don't take it personally. The person who did it just doesn't feel you're worth an insurance surcharge. That's another thing: lowest insurance rates in the country. You know why? Voted one of the best places to live in America. Speaking of driving, our plates are awesome. Live free or die. It doesn't get much better than that.
There are some states on the east coast that are well developed, yes, with a decent municipal and social structure. Some of them are two words, the second of which may start with 'J'. Like any thriving metropolis, the cities are filled with douchebag cops that drive smartcars so they can't compensate for their small man syndrome with a V8 Crown Vic (NH still rocks the Vic). We do, of course, have more than our fair share of douchebags. Most, while obnoxious, will actually listen when you say, "I don't consent to a search" or "I'm observing". They know the law and they know their boundaries. If we're better than anyone, we don't go around broadcasting it.
We have more wilderness than we know what to do with. In fact, we have so much, some is still unincorporated. Meaning, not recognized by the state. That's what I like to call a "1984 contingency". And it looks like we're gonna need it.
The fact of the matter is, every state has it's flaws. New York has its water. Massachusetts has its taxes, Jersey has its people. The only flaw in New Hampshire is all the republicans, which is okay, because they're not the stupid hypocrite republicans. They're the ones that keep their guns loaded and their mouths shut.
There are a lot of hillbillies when you get into cow country. But they're the ones with small arsenals in their basements, so they rock. Can't' do that shit in many places anymore. Our beaches might not be spectacular, but we have some of the best skiing next to Colorado. We might be slow drivers, but we're some of the best because most of us don't have insurance. If you get hit and run in NH, don't take it personally. The person who did it just doesn't feel you're worth an insurance surcharge. That's another thing: lowest insurance rates in the country. You know why? Voted one of the best places to live in America. Speaking of driving, our plates are awesome. Live free or die. It doesn't get much better than that.
There are some states on the east coast that are well developed, yes, with a decent municipal and social structure. Some of them are two words, the second of which may start with 'J'. Like any thriving metropolis, the cities are filled with douchebag cops that drive smartcars so they can't compensate for their small man syndrome with a V8 Crown Vic (NH still rocks the Vic). We do, of course, have more than our fair share of douchebags. Most, while obnoxious, will actually listen when you say, "I don't consent to a search" or "I'm observing". They know the law and they know their boundaries. If we're better than anyone, we don't go around broadcasting it.
We have more wilderness than we know what to do with. In fact, we have so much, some is still unincorporated. Meaning, not recognized by the state. That's what I like to call a "1984 contingency". And it looks like we're gonna need it.
The fact of the matter is, every state has it's flaws. New York has its water. Massachusetts has its taxes, Jersey has its people. The only flaw in New Hampshire is all the republicans, which is okay, because they're not the stupid hypocrite republicans. They're the ones that keep their guns loaded and their mouths shut.
New Hamphire Victim: Hello? Police? I just shot an intruder in my home.
Dispatch: Where do you live, sir?
New Hampshire Victim: 21 Broo - *BANG*
Cop: ...you just shot him again, didn't you?
New Hampshire Victim: He moved.
Dispatch: Where do you live, sir?
New Hampshire Victim: 21 Broo - *BANG*
Cop: ...you just shot him again, didn't you?
New Hampshire Victim: He moved.
by NRA Forever December 26, 2008
A synonym for the word "failed". The usage originated in 2008 when New Hampshire allowed Hillary Clinton to win the primary, thus failing the country.
by CAM003 January 22, 2008
The state i live in, nothing else to say about it. we have days where it's 140 during the day and 35 at night. We actually dont care about anyone else and we can do whatever the hell we want and no one else will care because no one pays any attention to us. if it wasnt for manchester airport (to get out of the hellhole aka logan airport in boston) and the speedway for the nascar races this state wouldnt even show us on a classroom map.
by andyd18213238 February 14, 2005
In new Hampshire I always hear my friends talking about how much they just want to get out of here, and how "Cali" will be so much better. The thing is, New Hampshire has so many things that are taken forgranted. Fist off the seasons are amazing, and you get the classic winter feal.(pine trees coverd in snow.) snowboarding is just so much different than those huge west mountains. In NH the mountains are small enoufe that everybody is together like a intire group so "shreden the gnar" is much more fun. the summerdays are amazing just chillen and go skating, "blazzen mad tree" going to watercountry in portsmouth. Most people are chill but unlike out west. WE'RE FUCKING HARDCORE! we mosh brutaly to hardcore music like at WARPED TOUR that just happends to be in mass but NH people go crazzy there.
so pretty much I love the east coast and fuck you if you dont.
so pretty much I love the east coast and fuck you if you dont.
"Hey man whats good?"
"not much man you?"
"dude, this is wikked sick"
"I know kid thats awsome"
(clambake=hotbox)
marrijuana terms- weed, tree, green, stuff, dope, headbands, arbore,grams.
6OH!3
"LIVE FREE OR DIE"
New Hampshire
"not much man you?"
"dude, this is wikked sick"
"I know kid thats awsome"
(clambake=hotbox)
marrijuana terms- weed, tree, green, stuff, dope, headbands, arbore,grams.
6OH!3
"LIVE FREE OR DIE"
New Hampshire
by SammyBrepthe603 January 21, 2010
New Hampshire isn't really a bad place, but it's not exactly the best place either... If you like hiking, fishing, etc. you'll find a lot to do if you go up north. If you go to Southern NH, or you're not an outdoorsy person, you'll be bored to death. Despite what everybody seems to think, the state is not full of hicks. There are some of course, but for the most part we're pretty open-minded. The public schools suck, and so do the overrated private schools.
New Hampshire isn't terrible if you like nature, cheap shopping, and you want to homeschool your kids.
by Jules in September 3, 2005
New Hampshire is a socially maladjusted state that lacks diversity but has opportunity for the educated,priviliged and hard working.It takes a lot of work to make it here if you dont have this.If you dont work very hard,have a degree, sell yourself out,come from a successful family or get very lucky you probably will not go anywhere here.If you like to work hard, there is opportunity here.This isnt for wimps who like mooching the system but it does happen mostly in Nashua and Manchester.Thats why these cities have the most problems.Also some of the border towns like salem and hudson are not the best places to live and raise a family due to the constant transitional influx from mass that deteriotates the quality of living and causes crime but it does help the economy, a catch 22.People do tend to drink a lot here though and not always take the best care of themselves,probably due to stress and pressure of working and the cold winters.
Live free and work hard or get out.
The crime and unemployment are low in New Hampshire for a reason, its called WORK.
The crime and unemployment are low in New Hampshire for a reason, its called WORK.
by The big V January 30, 2008
New Hampshire is on the Upper-Eastern Coast. It is part of New England and is a very agricultural area. The State Flower is lilac, while the State Wild Flower is pink lady's slippers. A largely known poet, Robert Frost, was born and raised here. New Hampshire is also home of Dartmouth University. The New Hampshire State Bird is the Purple Finch. The state's State Fruit is the pumpkin. The natives of New Hampshire are more adapt to cold weather so you may see them in shorts and tank tops when it is only 50 degrees out. Since New Hampshire natives live in a colder climate the majority of the year, their blood is thicker so tempatures seem warmer to them.
Bill: Missy where are you from?
Missy: I'm from New Hampshire. It's so warm here in Texas.
Bill: WEll it would be. To us Natives though, this is normal.
Missy: In New Hampshire, everyone would be at the beach if it was this hot.
*waves hand to create a fan*
Missy: I'm from New Hampshire. It's so warm here in Texas.
Bill: WEll it would be. To us Natives though, this is normal.
Missy: In New Hampshire, everyone would be at the beach if it was this hot.
*waves hand to create a fan*
by RealityCheckk June 28, 2012