are my eyes red 

Something freshman's say when they're high. Or they're on something that would intoxicate them and make their eyes red. For example DAT ZAZA!!!

(X went to the bathroom for 15 minutes and x comes out)
X: “yo bro are my eyes red”
Y: “nah your good”

are my eyes red by Hahahahah473 September 19, 2023

Why is my pee red 

Because you don’t get enough fiber

Lisa why is my pee red

Why is my pee red by The lich bitch December 31, 2020

Why is my pee red? 

This is just a prank a few redditor try to pull on the Google search Engine(probably the gay mods on r/Dank memes) . The people who participate in this needs to Google search "Why is my pee red?" and feel like they achieved something and go back to PornHub to jerk their pp on some drawn japanese girl who looks like twelve but whatever.

I'm an internet meme lord im gonna type Why is my pee red? To the browser to assert dominance

Why is my pee red? by r/AreLGBTsOK? November 30, 2020

My Dark Red 

Dark Red is a person that you can never get tired of. They may look intimidating but they are always a huge softie. They love physical affection and remember little things about you.

"You're my Dark Red."
"I'm honored."

My Dark Red by xxx00022 May 11, 2025

Wipe out the red from my ledger

It's a book-keeping term. Black ink means profit and red ink means debt.

As in reference to "The Avengers" when Black Widow said: "I want to wipe out the red from my ledger"

She feels that if she 'wipes out this debt', she will be free from whatever problem is plaguing her

Wipe out the red from my ledger by Andyakat May 26, 2013

Why my pee pee red? 

The devil has possessed your anus. It may look like blood but it’s the devils piss. In order to revoke the curse you must get a priest to nut in you.

Her: Why my pee pee red?
Priest: ight bend over.

Why my pee pee red? by Fishyotter September 26, 2018

my butt is red

You get a red butt typically when you get a wedgie

My butt is red: So when I was a 8th grader dick gave me a big wedgie he just yanked my underwear so hard and so tightly that IT HURT then dick gave me. A hanging wedgie a few hours later

my butt is red by AHoof March 10, 2022