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muffin man 

A notorious criminal mastermind known to be plotting world domination via the mass baking of muffins. Experts hypothesise that he may be planning to force the muffins to fight for him. Although it was originally suggested that his lair was located on Drury Lane, searches produced no substantial results. Little more is known about him, other than that he may well be in league with a person by the name of M. Perryman. If you have any information on the whereabouts of the muffin man, do not hesitate to contact your government.
muffin man by Wormy December 22, 2003
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muffinator 

someone who is programmed to anihilate the female genitalia, by using any force necessary
watch out ladies! here's the muffinator!
muffinator by Antony Seddon September 26, 2006

do you know the muffin man 

no
"do you know the muffin man?"
"no, i actually don't-"
"the muffin man, the muffin man"
"please sto-"
"who lives on Drury Lane"

muffingasm 

The orgasm of the mouth when coming in contact with Entenmann's Mini Muffins.
Andre: Dude, these Mini Muffins are so good...
Mark: Oh my god dude, I'm having a muffingasm right now...OHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSS! YES! MUFFINGASM!!!
muffingasm by Andre & Mark September 29, 2005

muffmangler 

muffmangler is when you nail a chick SO hard it fucks her muff up (mangled)
person1:

dude, i was banging this chick so hard last night she cant walk.

person 2:

you fucking muffmangler!
muffmangler by mrskag April 3, 2007

muffnmap 

a map in the VR game Beatsaber made by the mapper known as muffn
Clearly, you've never played a muffnmap
muffnmap by Gamble9000 March 10, 2021

Muffining 

Going down to the cafeteria in the morning and watching someone toast an English Muffin.
Do you want to go muffining at 10:00, or should we wait?
Muffining by MASO1 May 23, 2008