Muff Cabbage

A gross vagina. Which makes perfect sense considering "it's a Jersey thing"

Tiffani: What the fuck is a muff cabbage?

Kyley-D: It's a Jersey thing.

by AEPi Guy October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

Stan: At Sizzler, when you were yelling "muff cabbage," what's "muff cabbage?"
Kyle: It's a- it's a Jersey thing.

by Loose Finger Louie October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

1. Any unpleasantness (odor, hair, pimples, etc) in a woman's vaginal area. Comes from the words cabbage and muff.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.

1. You're garbage! You've got cabbage in your f**king muff! (South Park Jersey Shore episode)
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.

by sup69xoxo October 16, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

by Mithotyn October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.

I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.

by answersinc. October 14, 2010

Muff Cabbage

The vagina of a Jersey or wannabe Jersey Guidette.

Symptoms: generally accompanied with balding, smell of fresh gucci leathers, and STD creams. Commonly confused with an oompa loompa vagina due to it's "nautral" orange glow. Commonly has cabbage appearance due to its many layers and folds.

Causes: Smush Smush guido/guidette occurances after sweaty fist-pumping encounters.

Cure: unknown

You have a muff cabbage bitch!
I can smell your muff cabbage from Lodi.
What an angry muff cabbage!

by Vagius October 14, 2010