by Vampiro2 July 13, 2009
There is a moth in my room... It's tiny so I can't keep my eye on it long enough to kill it... Where is that piece of shit?
Hym "You know, I would have rather seen how well it would have done as a stand-alone movie..."
Iam ๐ ๐ค๐ "................"
Hym "What are you looking at?"
Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have, like, a sheet of paper or a book or something to kill it with?"
Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep."
Iam ๐
Hym ๐
Iam ๐ "Why would you say that?"
Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a spider living in his ear? The doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..."
Iam ๐
Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a spider...." ๐
Iam ๐
Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel better." ๐คท
Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. ๐ก๐ก๐ก Where the hell is it? ๐๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ We have to find it before we go to bed."
Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" ๐๐๐
Iam ๐ "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..."
Iam ๐ "I hate you..."
Iam ๐ ๐ค๐ "................"
Hym "What are you looking at?"
Iam "There's a moth... Shit! I lost it. Where... Do we have, like, a sheet of paper or a book or something to kill it with?"
Hym "It's going to fly in your mouth while you're asleep."
Iam ๐
Hym ๐
Iam ๐ "Why would you say that?"
Hym "Remember that video of the guy who had a spider living in his ear? The doctor had to pull it out with a tweezers..."
Iam ๐
Hym "That's going to be you... Except with a moth in your ear instead of a spider...." ๐
Iam ๐
Hym "It could go in your nose if that makes you feel better." ๐คท
Iam "It doesn't. It doesn't make me feel better. ๐ก๐ก๐ก Where the hell is it? ๐๐๐ค๐๐ค๐ We have to find it before we go to bed."
Hym "Op! Feel that? That tickle in your ear? That's the moth. It's in there. It's too late it's in your ear already pfftt Hahahahahahaha!!" ๐๐๐
Iam ๐ "Goddamnit where are my cotton swabs?"
Hym "Hahahahaha! Goodnight..."
Iam ๐ "I hate you..."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2022
An insect that flies in your face, eats your clothes and poisons your food and just have sex with every plant they see.
by reductiveking May 11, 2015
1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!
2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.
2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.
by mandatorysodomy March 19, 2018
A clueless and or stupid person that appears to be staring at a light all day, with no reguards as to what's happening in the real world.
by Chris March 31, 2005
Guy 1: โhey whoโs moth?โ
Guy 2: โmoth is a really exciting person with they/them pronouns!โ
Guy 1: โthey sound so fun to be around with!!โ
Guy 2: โmoth is a really exciting person with they/them pronouns!โ
Guy 1: โthey sound so fun to be around with!!โ
by S-s-senpai~ December 5, 2020