10 definitions by mandatorysodomy

go with the flow

When your girlfriend/wife is on her period but youre both too drunk/horny/repulsive to care so you have sex anyway.

Last valentines day my girlfriend was on her period, so we planned to have a quiet night in, but after two bottles of wine we just decided to go with the flow

by mandatorysodomy March 19, 2018

shit crane

When you have long hair and one of them somehow detaches from your head and gets stuck between the lower cheeks. When you take a shit you will notice that the hair has somehow not only remained attached to your arse, it has become attached to a piece of shit too, anchoring it to your behind. Woe betide the luckless person who doesnt notice the shit crane in time and ends up dragging the shit out of the toilet when they check the paper.

I had to throw out my scissors. I got a shit crane which i couldnt detach so i had to cut it off.

by mandatorysodomy December 11, 2017

Chumbawamics

A measurement of a persons ability to get back up again once they have been knocked down.

I have high Chumbawamics. I get knocked down but I get up again.

by mandatorysodomy December 17, 2017

Ugliful

When a girl is beautiful but something in her facial expressions reveal the ugly soul within

That girl is hot to trot!
You fool, cant you see shes ugliful?

by mandatorysodomy April 5, 2018

Moth

Pretty in pictures, annoying from a distance, scary up close.

1 oh look, a moth. AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH its in my face!

2 I really have no interest in meeting your friend. She looked pretty in that photo, but i heard her on the phone and she was so annoying. Il bet shes scary when you meet her in person. Shes a total moth.

by mandatorysodomy March 19, 2018

Crush

A tight pen used to keep cattle immobile while they receive injections etc.

Girl :"Heres a picture of my crush"
Farmer: "I think youre showing me the wrong picture, thats just a boy. My crush is in the barn"
Girl: "Can i meet her?"
Farmer: "Is there someone who should be looking after you or something?"

by mandatorysodomy January 17, 2018

Potpan Wok

Chinese version of Peter Pan.

Close windows tonight, keep out Potpan Wok.

by mandatorysodomy January 17, 2018