MORTEN HARKET MAKES ME SO HORNY
by Righttttu February 17, 2019
Odd Morten is the pseudonym for a bearded, burger eating slob. An "Odd Morten" is often seen driving a green peugeot, or a black Quasqai. He will eat you on sight. Dont come near him
by Sondreeid November 15, 2013
When a person spends all cash on cheap Eastern European vodka, gets lost and falls asleep on a sidewalk.
by KimKjosnes February 17, 2017
Morten Tangen is a Norwegian bitch ahh nigga. CEO of a lube an hat company. Morten got the most outrageous hairline of the 50th century. He is the defenision of an alpha male.
by Elias Haug March 15, 2023
by The-P-Man January 2, 2017