by Humpleton Jarble September 18, 2005
A term used to describe a hot person. Derived from the saying "She's so hot you have to take her out with oven mitts." This term is reminiscent of old sayings like "the bee's knees" or "the cat's pajamas." Since its creation, it has been adapted to refer to anything that is very good or cool.
About a hot person:
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.
About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.
Terrence: Did you see that smokin' hot girl freak dancing on me?
Nicholas: Yeah she was the mitts.
About anything:
Daniel: Dear God. Look at the size of that broadsword. I must have it.
Nicholas: Yeah, that thing is the mitts.
by Rich LeFevre March 3, 2009
by loptky June 23, 2013
{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.
A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"
"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"
"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"
by EvilQueenofHardTechno August 29, 2012
by boooey January 19, 2007
My wife used to have large perky stand up and smile at you titts, now the kids have made them alil less perky. AKA MOM TITTS=MITTS.
by Avery Funight June 21, 2021
My wife used to have large perky stand up and smile at you titts, now the kids have made them alil less perky. AKA MOM TITTS=MITTS.
by Avery Funight June 21, 2021