2 definitions by EvilQueenofHardTechno

{verb}: The involuntary groaning sound made when squeezing out a turd whilst constipated.

A mitt both is an onomatopaea and a shortened version of emmitting.
"what's that sound coming from the toilet? it sounds like miiiiiiittttt?"

"oh, that's just johnny mitt-ing a turd out, he ate too much spinach yesterday"
by EvilQueenofHardTechno August 29, 2012
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