An overrated NBA player who played in a weak era and was hyped by the media too much that people got boners over him. The bulls were still a contending team without him after his first retirement
Michael Jordan played in a weak era. If he didnt have Scottie Pippen he wouldnt have looked so good. MJ is levels below Kobe and should be thankful to have Pippen on his team
by nba genius April 19, 2011
by PairofPants January 15, 2011
The act of destroying something or someone. As in saying that you did really well. Also acceptable is Michael and Michaeled
Dude I Michaeled my car this weekend in that accident.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
Dude I Michael Jordaned my friend today at the game. He lost by like 30 points.
by The OG Little Guy February 14, 2010
White boy out of Lansing, M. Loyal to the loyal, worships the sun, believes in aliens, and can throw the hips like no other...
Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time.
by Remco Pardeau March 2, 2019
“I Michael Jordan’d this random dude’s bald head!”
by Alfrendo May 14, 2021
The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.
"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"
by Dr. Morningwood June 8, 2021