by mexxxican May 28, 2008
I don't know how I got home last night, but my car is in the driveway, so I must have taken a magic carpet ride.
by Ryan Faircloth January 13, 2006
Taking a muscle relaxer and toking, creating an extreme relaxed state of being; smooth, relaxed and high.
by Kenderzzz November 15, 2008
Your doing a girl from behind and you hit her in the back of the head and knock her out. then you ride her down the stairs.
by Matt222 March 15, 2008
After you blow your load on to her stomach you shave your grundle hair onto the load and go back at it for round 2. Its magical
by A haas February 18, 2009
by fanatacist February 12, 2004
Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.
That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !
by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023