MD

incredibly bo/krunck PUSSSY

by jose olae October 18, 2003

MD

Abbreviation meaning "Mega-Dick" often serving as a warning that the name which precedes it is one possessing the Mega-Dick. The obly exception to this is if the phrase "Store sup" precedes it in which case it means "Micro-Dick" as a harsh personal reminder not recommended to be broadcast on the internet.

I thought I was a Doctor but my job is literally calling me micro-dick by putting MD after my job title and not after my name.

by CornBrehd May 05, 2020

MD

this word means
MA DICK, SON!

" i hear your mom like MD"
"i think my mom likes MD, whats MD?
"MA DICK!"

by leighannew December 28, 2005

MD

A slang term for the carbonated drink, Mountain Dew.

Bro go grab me'a stack of MD out the fridge.

by Kyle Osborne April 12, 2006

MD

It means most definitely only used while texting

Texting

Guy 1: She a thot she got passed around the whole team
Guy 2: yoo md

by EthanMVHS January 16, 2020

MD

A large fecal expulsion. Stands for "MAJOR DUMP."

Shit, after eating that greezy Pizza Hut, I sure gotta take an MD!

by Banghead November 09, 2003

MD

MD stands for Master's degree in Doctor wannabe.

The people that are good candidates for this credential behind their names, are people that think they know everything, snobby, pathetic in life and couldn't do much because they ended up being an MD for someone else. Most likely their parents wishes and not their own.

Son: "I think I'll go get my master's degree in doctor wannabe. So I'll be an MD, and pretend to save lives like in T.v."

Dad: "Good choice son, I am proud of you."
Son: "Oh, Father!"
*hugs*

See. Doing it just for the parents, especially if the mother is a CCRN and developed a complex because she couldn't be a real doctor because she was a hippy.

by TiraTekira January 09, 2008