Kraken

A Kraken is a womans vagina typicly a nasty one. A Kraken can also be a female who is controled by her Kraken when the Kraken (the person) does not feed her Kraken it is even able to swalow a man whole or a woman if it is lesbian or just that desprite.

Watch out Rob here comes Jenny the Queen Kraken she just might swalow you whole and you may never get out!

by OPPkiller February 25, 2011

Kraken

Another word for turd or poop.

I'm going to release the kraken.

by Aldermanlounge October 12, 2011

The Kraken

The Kraken is a popular term for weird physics glitches in video games, it appears in Kerbal space program most often, but may appear in other games.

"Spinning Jebediah at 1000 km/h summoned The Kraken!"

by poptre November 24, 2018

kraken

Misspelling of crank

Sidney Powell with another kraken lawsuit

by Queen Buttrix September 25, 2021

The Kraken

A nickname for the repulsive ass of one of your particularly large friends. Just pray you never see the eye. Nobody has ever seen its eye and lived to tell the tale.

Dude, put your pants back on, i don't want to sit here and look at The Kraken.

by ihatebuffering March 6, 2011

kraken

a huge killer dragon beast that lives in the sea, possibly Godzilla's father. according to folklore the kraken was originally someones pet gecko and that person angered the God's by peeing in the village fountain, so Zeus made his pet gecko grow to around 60 metres high and ordered it to kill him. alternate sources say it got trapped in a greenhouse. starred in the film "Clash Of The Titans".

The Kraken: "WRAAAARGH!"
Perseus: "leave me alone you big spastic lizard!"
The Kraken: "BY ORDER OF ZEUS I MUST KILL!!"
*Perseus stabs the Kraken in the eye*
The Kraken: "OOOW! YOU LITTLE SOD!"

by failure33object April 26, 2005

The Kraken

When you take a girl (or boy whatever the fuck you're into) into a restroom of a bar or club. You go into the stall to have sex. Have your partner face the toilet. While your partner is orgasming dunk their head into the toilet and flush it, whilst saying RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!! Invented by the band Looking Glass. And you wonder why Brandi was so popular.

Best results with used or unflushed toilet.

-MJB & JO

Dude I was so drunk last night I accidentally walked into the women's bathroom. There was this girl with a skirt and no panties puking into the toilet. So I helped her out and gave her the Kraken. That sobered her up a bit.

by mattybecks521 June 26, 2011