As stubborn as a mule, rugged as a moutain sheep, and smart as an elk.
A girl who wears only bags from bag stores. She mostly eats full-fat mayo and butter...but also likes to eat eggs and spaghetti, but only when the spaghetti is cooked enough that it sticks to her kitchen wall. She is lanky as fuck and blind as a bat. She peaces hard when drinking at a bar, as her pillow is very enticing. She also only uploads photo's of her friends that are ugly, or only have their limbs present.
A girl who wears only bags from bag stores. She mostly eats full-fat mayo and butter...but also likes to eat eggs and spaghetti, but only when the spaghetti is cooked enough that it sticks to her kitchen wall. She is lanky as fuck and blind as a bat. She peaces hard when drinking at a bar, as her pillow is very enticing. She also only uploads photo's of her friends that are ugly, or only have their limbs present.
by Couchface and nasty-nast May 12, 2009
Girl: Damn that girl joslyn is really flat, how’re you friends with her? You’re thick!
Her bestfriend: But she is very nice and the best bestfriend i have!
Her bestfriend: But she is very nice and the best bestfriend i have!
by Daniela2thick February 28, 2020
by StillFuckinDazed November 13, 2018
An amazing drag queen whof was on season 6 of Rupaul's drag race and is the best of the best she is gorgeous
by joslyns-muse January 12, 2015
Your such a joslyn holthaus
by Figaro February 27, 2019
two really attractive chicks that are super smart, amazing, and hilarious. they are both really sweet, caring, and will do most anything for a friend. they usually have long luscious, flowing hair and it is never ugly or gross. their eyes of pure gorgeousness and they have amazing abs and a hot body.
dude: woah, did you see Joslyn and Alexia, they are pretty hot.
other dude: yeah, I'm gonna go ask them what kind of hair stuff they use. *strokes own hair*
other dude: yeah, I'm gonna go ask them what kind of hair stuff they use. *strokes own hair*
by IDFWUYLSABIAFWU April 1, 2015
The biggest whore in school and all the boys pay her in exchange for a blowjob. She's probably end up doing porn in the future. She thinks she's a bad ass bitch but in reality is just your basic white girl. She's annoying and has an awful personality. She's also fake af
Josh: Do you know Joslyn?
Drake: Yeah I payed the bitch 30 bucks to blow me at school yesterday
Josh: Was it good head tho?
Drake: It was ehh
Drake: Yeah I payed the bitch 30 bucks to blow me at school yesterday
Josh: Was it good head tho?
Drake: It was ehh
by blesshedk May 17, 2018