Apples latest attempt to bury the battery so deep in the innards of their latest anti-consumer piece of shit that you'll never get it out on your own... which is good for them, because now they can gouge you for a battery replacement, which is conveniently close to the price of a replacement player.
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
You pay a fortune for something you don't actually own. You're only leasing it from Apple, who'll milk you yearly until you're good and sore. One day Apple will produce cars - they'll weld the gas cap shut.
The Apple FanBoy Sheeple will defend the move as a "feature".
Ipod Touch: Bend over.
by TArne February 10, 2009
the #1 thing that people with iPhones hate, unless they also have an ipod touch.
iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch
easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.
iphone - phone - sms - 3g = ipod touch
easiest way to tell the difference is whether or not there is a speaker on the top part.
by diudiudiudiudiu March 30, 2009
a despicable sex act, crossing a chili dog with an angry dragon and a strawberry shortcake. The man defecates between the woman's breasts and proceeds to titifuck her using the fecal matter as lubricant. The woman finishes the man off with her mouth, and when the man has ejaculated he punches her in the stomach and then the nose, which mixes his ejaculate with her blood on her face. The man then proceeds to eat it as if at a normal meal, entree (chili) then dessert (strawberry shortcake)
Bro 1: dude i totally ipod touched your mom last night
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
Bro 2: dude you're fucking sick
Bro 1: she suggested it
by Inuyashaz May 1, 2009
Also called "iTouch"
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
This piece of amazing shit is everything on an iPhone, but without the phone. Really dumb, but George Bush likes it to watch porn while not being interrupted by a phone ringing.
Dude: I like fapping to porn off of my iPod Touch
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
Dudette: OMG, WTF. Wouldn't you rather have sex with me and hold my boobs instead of that piece of shit???
by Gobama! December 31, 2009
The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.
by the.only.post.from.the.current October 30, 2018
The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.
At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.
by I want an iPhone September 12, 2007
crApples latest attempt to make a highly over priced, fragile peice of shit aimed at people with out brain cells.
by what the hells a pseudonym? March 4, 2009