Iowa

Pretty much the best place ever

i mean i live there so yeah
usually mistaken for "Idaho" or "Illinois"
but damn WE BETTER THAN THEM
sorry but without us y'all are without CORN

also des moines is awesome
its small and there IS NOOO traffic
traffic sucks
Iowa doesn't

1 : where you from
2: Iowa
1: come again

2: Iowa
1: i think you mean IDAHO
2: NOO get yo eyes checked
1: Iowans are SALTY
2: you salty

by Norah.Is.High January 28, 2018

Iowa

The WORST FUCKING STATE IN THE COUNTRY. ITS JUST SHIT, THERE IS SO MUCH COW SHIT. I FUCKING HATE COW SHIT, IT SMELLS FUCKING HORRIBLE. EVEN DES MOINES SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD CITY, BUT ITS SHIT. AND THE AIR FUCKING SUCKS, ITS ALL SMOGGY AND SHIT FROM THE FUCKING COW SHIT!!!!!!!!!

"FUCK Iowa"

by PopeChad August 20, 2022

Iowa

home to inbreds, unintelligent people, ugly fat girls, and crack heads.
On the flipside, they provide me entertainment with their dramatic lives.

I was once engaged to a boy from Iowa...he left me for his 13 year old cousin.

by suckonthat994 October 27, 2011

Iowa

The state of credit unbalance after having sex with a prostitute

I fucked her on credit, so Iowa

by smoo moo March 22, 2013

Iowa

Idiots
Out
Walking
Around

Iowa, kinda like Delaware but nowhere near the water.

by ThunderMummy October 28, 2005

Iowa

1. n. The most boring place in the entire world, where the most exciting activity is watching the grass grow

2. n. The state in the union that would have the highest suicide rate in the nation if not for the curse of the undead, which prevents those who commit suicide from actually dying until the end of time

1.
Kenny: I have to go to Iowa.
Bob: Oh, you mean hell.

2.
Jack: This is the third time I've shot myself! Why the hell won't I die?!

Nicole: You're in Iowa! What the hell did you expect???

by Arkangel July 29, 2005

Iowa

Iowa stands for : Idiots Out Wandering Around

Known for their horrible driving skills.

person 1-Look at that person! They're driving on the shoulder!

person 2-Oh they must be from Iowa.

by The girl in the woods May 1, 2011