Iowa 

A state that is a major breadbasket of the United States, with lots of farming and agriculture (even though "farming" and "agriculture" are the same). Also home of the greatest band ever: SLIPKNOT!!! Stay (sic) Maggots!

Slipknot is an American heavy metal band from Des Moines, Iowa.

Iowa by MetalHead16 August 25, 2010

Iowa 

The state you live in because you were born there.

I live in Sioux City, Iowa.

Why? There are a lot of better places you could live.

I was born there.

Iowa by Cjohn9 March 9, 2011

Iowa 

A state that claims to be #1 in education, and even says so on the state quarter despite being completely average at best. According to the American Human Development Project (measureofamerica.org), Iowa is:

3rd in high school graduation rate
23rd in 4th Grade National Assessment of Educational Progress in Reading
28th in 8th Grade National Assessment of Educational Progress in Math
29th in High School grads enrolling for college
36th in obtaining Bachelor's Degrees
42nd in obtaining Graduate or Professional Degrees
26th in the cost of a 4 year degree
27th in overall education index

The top 5 are Massachusetts, Connecticut, Maryland, New Jersey and New Hampshire.

Iowa is #1 in education. It says so on the quarter.

Iowa by jdawgtriplev August 2, 2011

Iowa 

Idiots Out Wandering Around

Iowa is the home to several idiots out wandering around.

Iowa by Dr. Seuss, PhD July 9, 2011

Iowa 

Pretty much the best place ever

i mean i live there so yeah
usually mistaken for "Idaho" or "Illinois"
but damn WE BETTER THAN THEM
sorry but without us y'all are without CORN

also des moines is awesome
its small and there IS NOOO traffic
traffic sucks
Iowa doesn't

1 : where you from
2: Iowa
1: come again

2: Iowa
1: i think you mean IDAHO
2: NOO get yo eyes checked
1: Iowans are SALTY
2: you salty

Iowa by Norah.Is.High January 29, 2018

Iowa 

The WORST FUCKING STATE IN THE COUNTRY. ITS JUST SHIT, THERE IS SO MUCH COW SHIT. I FUCKING HATE COW SHIT, IT SMELLS FUCKING HORRIBLE. EVEN DES MOINES SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD CITY, BUT ITS SHIT. AND THE AIR FUCKING SUCKS, ITS ALL SMOGGY AND SHIT FROM THE FUCKING COW SHIT!!!!!!!!!

"FUCK Iowa"

Iowa by PopeChad August 20, 2022

iowa 

So boring, you will see 2 things most of the time you are there: corn, and nevermind just corn

I had to go to Iowa, wow I was so bored.

iowa by alilhappything May 8, 2006