The WORST FUCKING STATE IN THE COUNTRY. ITS JUST SHIT, THERE IS SO MUCH COW SHIT. I FUCKING HATE COW SHIT, IT SMELLS FUCKING HORRIBLE. EVEN DES MOINES SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD CITY, BUT ITS SHIT. AND THE AIR FUCKING SUCKS, ITS ALL SMOGGY AND SHIT FROM THE FUCKING COW SHIT!!!!!!!!!
"FUCK Iowa"
by PopeChad August 20, 2022
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On the flipside, they provide me entertainment with their dramatic lives.
On the flipside, they provide me entertainment with their dramatic lives.
by suckonthat994 October 27, 2011
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Get the Iowa mug.1. n. The most boring place in the entire world, where the most exciting activity is watching the grass grow
2. n. The state in the union that would have the highest suicide rate in the nation if not for the curse of the undead, which prevents those who commit suicide from actually dying until the end of time
2. n. The state in the union that would have the highest suicide rate in the nation if not for the curse of the undead, which prevents those who commit suicide from actually dying until the end of time
1.
Kenny: I have to go to Iowa.
Bob: Oh, you mean hell.
2.
Jack: This is the third time I've shot myself! Why the hell won't I die?!
Nicole: You're in Iowa! What the hell did you expect???
Kenny: I have to go to Iowa.
Bob: Oh, you mean hell.
2.
Jack: This is the third time I've shot myself! Why the hell won't I die?!
Nicole: You're in Iowa! What the hell did you expect???
by Arkangel August 25, 2005
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Get the Iowa mug.Iowa, a place where when an out of stater comes to go to school, but for some reason noticed taht most of the "locals" always seems to be some half retarded wigger like douche that think they are special because they were born in Iowa and have never left. But really their just a retarded redneck and also always an ignorant loser as well, that have never been on a plane.
thank you and fuck you.
thank you and fuck you.
Iowa guy: "Ya mudding wwwoooooooooo!!!!! coors light!! party but only gay freinds of mine that lick my balls around so." Now im all drunk and fucked up and gonna act like a loser fuck moron cowboy wigger thing..
Another iowa fag: My dad owns a camaro so suck my dick DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another one: im a fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fuck who just got fucking ripped off on a faggity 10 year old peice of shit mercury fat fuck machine!!!! ugly as piss nothing even at all nice about it, but you just went out and bought it like a fat pig retard even though a nice wrx is the same price and just as easy to obatin.
me: it's terribly cold here and i hav'nt hooked up with any good looking chicks. im moving to ANY other state asap :(
Another iowa fag: My dad owns a camaro so suck my dick DUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another one: im a fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fuck who just got fucking ripped off on a faggity 10 year old peice of shit mercury fat fuck machine!!!! ugly as piss nothing even at all nice about it, but you just went out and bought it like a fat pig retard even though a nice wrx is the same price and just as easy to obatin.
me: it's terribly cold here and i hav'nt hooked up with any good looking chicks. im moving to ANY other state asap :(
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