hockey 

Hockey is the fastest paced most exciting sport in North America, but is also one of the least covered. The object of the game is to hit a rubber, circular obect (the puck) into a net while wearing skates. Thge game is played on ice with 5 players and 1 goalie on the ice at a time. Hockey was invented in either Montreal, Kingston, Halifax or Windsor, depending on who you talk to. Hockey is by far the most popular sport in Canada and expansion of the NHL in the southern USA is a long running pet-peeve of Canadians, most of whom can't fugure out why anyone would rather watch baseball, football or basketball. Ranks with soccer as the hardest team sport to master at the highest level.

Frank (Canadian): Did you go see the hockey game yeserday?
Jim: Nah, I stayed home and watched baseball.
Frank: (Breaks into laughter)

hockey by Christian_Hall December 6, 2006

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

Hockey Puck Gift by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

Honkey Whisperer 

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤

There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!

Honkey Whisperer by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

tree hockey

Basketball

Dem brtuhas be playin some mighty fine tree hockey!

tree hockey by Anonymous April 7, 2003

hockey privilege 

when girls become attracted to hockey players only because they play hockey.

*ryan is ugly, and new to the school*
ava: omg ryan is sooooo hot. he plays hockey
*ryan and ava snap each other despite the fact they haven’t even met in person yet, only because he plays hockey*
this would be an example of hockey privilege

hockey privilege by stay single 4 life November 19, 2020

honkenbonkers 

DEFINITIONS:
1) someone or something that is crazy or awesome!

2) something you say after yourself or someone does something awesome or crazy.

3) To achieve greatness

4) Crazy, wild, insane, psycho, ect

5) It can also go well with almost anything else you say

*also a good hashtag! #honkenbonkers*

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EXAMPLES:
1) - "That was honkenbonkers

- "he punched the guy, he is honkenbonkers"

- "im honkenbonkers"

2) - "I just slapped that booty!" "honkenbonkers"

- "I just lifted 300lbs" "honkenbonkers"

3) - "I’m going to college" "honkenbonkers"

- "I made tons of money$$$!" "honkenbonkers"

- "Im geting Swole" "honkenbonkers"

4) - just randomly screaming "HONKENBONKERS"

- going around fist-bumping people and saying "honkenbonkers"

5) - "hi, honkenbonkers"

- "come over, honkenbonkers"

- "pizza is honkenbonkers"

honkenbonkers by Honken_Bonken_REED May 13, 2014