A person from the baby boomer generation or really anyone who is older than the person using the word, usually used if said person is being overly procedural and can't or won't do anything without going through the full process of things. Typically found in IT departments that have a high average age. Sometimes used in a joking way among colleagues. Can also describe someone who is out of touch, typically with modern age technology or an agile way of working.
Can you believe it Henry? I've asked the IT guy if they could help me out quickly with my computer but they told me in the face to create a ticket, such a Hooper man...
by hooper_simpson November 25, 2021
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When it is used as a name it is used to define a white gay queer.They are blonde, white and have freckles

When encountering a Hooper

Make sure you stay put they will react to sudden movements.

Behaviour of a Hooper

They always think they are the best and they also ego too much. They have big mouths and live in a tiny world. They usuallly Flirt and try to get girls but girls accept him as a gay friend
<Ernest> hey i'm grade 7 in piano and im in the 7th grade

<Chris> You suck im the same grade as you but im in grade 4 Piano playing grade 8! you suck shit!

<Ernest> (leaves,walks away and mumbles) what a Hooper
by xXNoobskiXx May 5, 2009
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Hooper (s.), Hoopers (pl.): Adj, Noun, Verb

Nonrespectable caucasian female who models her lifestyle and personal choices of the stereotypical common image of an African American. Often known to wear clothing and accessories advertised in popular hip-hop magazines, hoopers solo goal is to impress and seduce the African American male.

Common places to find hoopers include nightclubs and parties with predominately black attendance. Hoopers are typically easy to sleep with and often have extremely high numbers of sexual partners. Though some do not, the most distinguishing marking of these woman are the silver or gold hoop earrings that they usually wear.
Adj: "That white girl with the fat ass is a hooper for sure!"
Noun: "Hoopers always suck dick."
Verb: "That girl hoops on the daily."
by Professor Stone February 7, 2011
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A basketball player who is better than average people that just hoops.
1) “I’m not a hooper hooper, I’m just a hooper.”

2) “That man broke his ankle, he might be hooper hooper”
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When a young man gets stupidly drunk and then tries it on with a farmers daughter, gets turned down, but heroically tries again.
DUDE... JOE TOTALLY GOT HOOPERED LAST NIGHT!
YEAH I HEARD ANNA SAID SHE AINT NO REBOUND?
by Serbian-kid February 24, 2009
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“Hoopering” is the act of “liking”, thumbing up, or “hearting” one’s own posts on social media. It is akin to high-fiving oneself after masturbating.
That douche canoe is always Hoopering his own posts to make them appear to have more support than they actually do.
by M3Me October 2, 2018
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A masterbation session before college/school usually when you have just woken up.
Wake up, no mum dont come in. I'm having a hooper
by TymMonkey March 4, 2011
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