Homance

It is when a milk man gets his hoo hoo stuck in the milk bottle at work.

My wife found out I was having a homance at work. She was devistated.

by wglr13mwz March 30, 2011

Homancing

Homancing: (verb) the act of romancing a known promiscuous individual into sexual relations under the guise of a traditional romantic relationship.

Guy 1: Are you really dating her? She's such a slut!
Guy 2: Nah. I'm just homancing her for a bit.

I'm not really interested in dating her so much as I am in homancing her for a while.

Mom: Use'em for sex girls. Use'em for sex. Homance'em and leave.

by Jajen2003 September 21, 2010

homance

strictly platonic relationship of two very close girlfriends.

Margaret and Gertrude had a fifty year homance.

by *samIam* January 5, 2008

homance

Bromance between girls

Katy and Kendal have really tight homance.

Jacob is totally jealous of their homance.

by Unk the Shemale August 22, 2017

homance

When 2 straight females have a really close friendship with strong love and affection towards one another. It is like a bromance for females... The word originated when Shannon Marsh needed a better word to describe her friendship with Jackie Finn.

Versatile. Homance can be used as a verb, noun, pronoun, adjective, or any other part of speech.

"Wow, Jackie and Shannon talk non-stop and have become really close"
"I know, they have a total homance going on"

"I homance love you"

"I am homance excited for CMU's Homecoming Tailgate"

"Homance on over to the bar and get us some shots"

by Private48858 September 17, 2009

homance

When a stupid ass man falls in love with a woman who always has and always will be a slut. Yet, he believes he is the one to change her, only to find out she is fucking all his friends.

Billie: Man, have you seen Jason?

Jeremy: Nah, he's got a major homance going on with his new girl.

Billie: For real?

Jeremy: Ya, I fucked her last night.

by Mity J October 26, 2006

homance

Describes the complicated love and affection shared by two straight females.

Dani - Did you see the newest Harry Potter trailer I sent you?"

Amanda - Yes, thanks.You're a wonderful friend. And a ho.

Dani - This is some serious homance.

by xransonx August 14, 2008