1) A follower of Hinduism, the third most common religion in the world. Most Hindus live in India.

2) An adjective that can really mean anything.
1) I have several Hindu friends. They go to the Jain Temple up the street from me.

2) A: Dude, I got a 43% on my calculus test.
B: That's mad hindu.
by Bush is a Poop. May 11, 2004
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Not really a religion but a way of life but in religious terms, it is The only and true religion of peace. The only religion in the world that has coexisted with other religions without actually trying to kill or convert those that don't follow it. Unlike any other religion, Hinduism has taught us to live in peace and harmony. This religion has taught us to be one with the universe and reincarnation. Does God exist? Probably not, but you can still be a Hindu!
That guy follows Hinduism and he does not care what you do in your life.
by Guywhoknowsalot May 6, 2020
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Hindus are those who don’t have toilet and poop on the street. Hindus are those who commit most crimes. Hindus are rapists. They don’t know how to respect women. Women are unsafe with Hindus. Don’t go to this rapist country india. Hindus are the most uneducated people ever! The world needs to get rid of these evil people.
Hindus are real terrorists!
by Americans are evils April 1, 2021
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one who calls cow as his mother , but denies bull as his father
hindus regard cow ( that too only indian breed and none else) as their mother and drink its urine. but they sell away this mother when it goes dry on milk or goes old , which then roams in markets of India eating decomposing vegetables and garbage.
by gullu November 1, 2007
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A religion based on the caste system. Many people are gonna give this a thumbs down, because they're hindus. Hinduism also has many supersticions. Such as, they ask a preist (pundit) what day of the year is it auspicious to arrange a marriage. If the marriage does not happen on that certain day, the marriage is going to be a disaster. Eventhough some people say hinduism is a peaceful religion, hindus are backstabbing motherfuckers. I garuntee you, if you do a favor for a hindu, the ungrateful bastard will not return the favor when you are in need, infact he will fuck you over like a little bitch. Im not telling you to hate all hindus but thats the way MOST of them are.
Hindu- Hinduism is a peaceful religiom

Me- Your religion maybe peaceful but that dosent make you peaceful. Hindus have killed many muslim minorities in India. They also persecuted sikhs and christians. What do you say to that?

Hindu- uh....umh....thank you come again?
by Singh iz king August 24, 2007
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On Ganesh festival in whole India, especially coastal Maharashtra million tones of idols of obese hindu lord ganesh are ceremoniously thrown into rivers Arabian sea. Idols are made of calcium carbonate silica compounds causing great threat to life of organisms fishes causing destruction avoidable pollution reduction in Biological Oxygen Demand BOD. Hindus are continuing with their foolish religious practices ganesh was mythological god son of ascetic Shiva, was beheaded by his Father lord Shiva when he (Ganesh) stopped father (shiva) from approaching his mother parvati who was taking her bath..-During whole night of diwali festival in October each every Hindu blast trillion tones of Crackers small bombs chanting‘BOMB BOMB BOLAY’ at rooftops of houses poisonous hydrocarbons into air frightening animals birds noise pollution Scientists say cow dung passing gas belches as source of major main green house gas -methane into air causing global warming. However Hindus foolishly claim cow as flawless pious mother, drink its urine neglecting other milk giving animals.-During festival holi hindus throw color powder on each others everyone going in streets even forcibly in shameless uncivilized manner. Several tones of artificial powder colors made of harmful prohibited chemicals go down into drains sever causing soil water pollution besides waste of millions of money. It is sheer irony of situation that at this time 35 percent of hindu in India are living below poverty line.
HINDU-polluting rivers, air and surroundings
During Ganesh
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A derogatory name for the inhabitants of Bharat Bhumi.It's original Persian meaning is "slave" "low life" "thief" "black (skinned)".Muslim invaders called the "infidel" Indians Hindu's as an insult, but today it is a national identity which people are proud of.WHY?

When will "Hindu's" stop calling themselves this derogatory name?
“Moreover, it is correct that this name Hindu has been given to the original Aryan race of the region by Muslim invaders to humiliate them. In Persian, says our author, the word means slave, and according to Islam, all those who did not embrace Islam were termed as slaves.” (Maharishi Shri Dayanand Saraswati Aur Unka Kaam, edited by Lala Lajpat Rai, published in Lahore, 1898, in the Introduction)
by Tantrika February 6, 2005
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