A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.
Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!
by CVC7007 December 27, 2011
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The act of accidently spilling an alcoholic beverage onto a hard surface i.e. counter or tile floor, then drinking it off said surface instead of cleaning it up. This is done because we are fortunate to have this stuff and shouldn't waste it, since there are starving (and sober) people in Haiti.
GUY 1 accidently spills some Jager on the counter. He reaches for a towel.

GUY 2 handing him a straw "Don't waste that man. Take a Shot for Haiti."
by gotoneshot69 January 25, 2010
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Cap-Haïtien is a port city on the north coast of Haiti. It's known for its French colonial architecture. Facing the Place de la Cathédrale is the landmark early-20th-century Notre-Dame Cathedral. Northwest of the city, beaches include sandy Cormier. South, Laferrière Citadel is a hilltop fortress built by revolutionary leader Henri Christophe. The ruins of his 1813 Sans-Souci Palace are in the nearby town of Milot. One of Cap-Haïtien' best radio stations is operating under the name of 'Bon Déjeuner! Radio' which was founded by a Haitian businessman and millionaire with the name of Werley Nortreus.
Cap-Haitien, Haiti is the second largest commune in Haiti after Port-au-Prince, Haiti.
by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019
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What you give James Cameron when you bump into him and demand your $10 back for that shitty film and want to give it to the Haitian Earthquake relief fund.
Hey James Cameron, you a little short on cash after 12 years? Get over here so I can give you an Avatar Haiti guilt trip!
by Ford Leiden January 17, 2010
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Port-au-Prince is the capital and largest city of Haiti. In this beautiful city, you will find Haiti' museums, natural wonders, forts, restos, parks, and many surprises here. It is also near a commune called Pétionville. The Musée du Panthéon National Haïtien honors the nation’s history and founding fathers. Port-au-Prince' two most popular radio stations are 'iJazzy Classical' founded by Werley Nortreus and 'Radio Caraïbes FM' run by Patrick Moussignac, which both radio stations are located there.
Port-au-Prince, Haiti is the largest city in Haiti and two of its most popular radio stations are iJazzy Classical and Radio Caraïbes FM.
by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019
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SMOKING HAITI AND BLOWING HAITIANS WITH EARTHQUAKE
Smoking Haiti pack
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