1 definition by CVC7007

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A dildo which when turned to the "on" position sounds and feels like the Haiti earthquake to all occupants of the house. Please not that a Haiti Dildo may be heard and felt by more tha ust the occupants of the house.
Damn man that girl next door was using her Haiti dildo again. My beer almost shook right of the table!
by CVC7007 December 26, 2010

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