Guinness is so great, even though I am a wine and liquor guy, I will drink this stuff!
by Booze hound September 28, 2008
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The drink that inspired the Irish rebellion of 1916. Although that got rid of the English, they've been since coming back to drink it. Turns your shit black! Can also rip the hole of ya on the way out, and may dissolve your bowels! But it's worth it....honest!
Jaysus! I've just shit a black baby elephant after that Guinness last night.
by John David Dickenson January 13, 2004
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My dog she is black and she is a miniature schnauzer and she loves food. She is five when I post this.
Guinness is the cutest thing I've ever seen
by MemeWolf October 3, 2020
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1) n. A penguin, but more specifically, one that has sexual connotations.

2) v. To perform fellatio on a penguin.

3) adj. (guinly) something quin-like or guin-related
That guinly chick is a total whore. GUIN ME! Look at that guin sittin up on that bar.
by Alex Gunderson December 4, 2007
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The act of ejaculating on a females head to make her look like a pint of Guinness
Barrington - Oi fam did you smash that Irish ting last night?
Ramraj - Yeh bruhh, I gave her a proper Guinnessing
Barrington - A what?! :/
Ramraj - You don't know shit!
by Assfinger9000 November 22, 2016
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Guin originated in 1953 when two English lads got into a argument about who was more sexy. Eventualy one english lad pounced on the other english lad and began a bloody massacre that lasted 7 days and 7 nights kind of like Noahs Ark, at the end of the ruccus 1 english man arose victor and the Queen of england pronounced him "Guin" for sexy man who can kick some ass.
The dude Chris is such a guin dont you think Stigmatic?
by Tyler Hartley May 26, 2006
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