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A person who, for reasons unknown creates large quantities of work out of nothing and panics at the slightest aroma of a comeback.
Quick, I've just caught a glimpse of the gomper, run!

The gomper is calling me again, let's jump from a cliff to escape whatever they have in store.
Gomper by Arborist12 November 8, 2019
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Gomper a person who is so retarded that it annoys you
Of my god this Gompers is so f*ing stupid it annoys me
Gomper by Gpstrr August 3, 2023

swamp gomper 

A scary reptile like human that lives in the swamp area of a body of water
I was going for a kaiak ride to find some pond Lillys and the swamp gomper almost got me
swamp gomper by master chubs October 29, 2020

womp gomper

Hey Jerry, u see that no good Womp Gomper over there!
womp gomper by THE GARRÉ July 25, 2020

dirty Goppert 

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.
Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!
dirty Goppert by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019

Gomer's Pile 

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.
Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!
Gomer's Pile by jump the shark December 28, 2011