8 definitions by jump the shark

Piss Jar

A Piss Jar is mostly known as any type of jar you take a piss in then slide under your bed because you don't feel like getting up to go to the bathroom at night. They can also be used while driving, then tossed out the window.

"I forgot to empty my piss jar this morning and my wife spilt it while she was sweeping beneath the bed".

by jump the shark November 24, 2011

Gomer's Pile

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

by jump the shark December 25, 2011

POOP JUICE

The real definition of POOP JUICE is when you piss on a turd that is left in the commode trying to chop it in half and all the shit particles mix with the piss making the liquid a poop-colored juice.

"Man, somebody made a bunch of poop juice in the crapper and didn't flush it!".

by jump the shark March 4, 2009

Nuggin Futz

Polite/slang way of saying "Fuckin Nuts".

"Did you see what that guy did? He's nuggin futz!"

by jump the shark December 19, 2011

scurf

The real definition of a scurf is someone who farts in the bathtub and smells the bubbles when they rise and burst. Or a verb ti describe the action.

Man, that guy is a real scurf!
I was scurfing as I was bathing last night.

by jump the shark February 23, 2009

Clear The Bridge

What Captain Kirk said when Mr. Spock farted.

(Scene) Enterprise crew discussing matters at the helm of the starship. Spock rips a huge one.
Capt. Kirk: Clear the bridge!

by jump the shark December 23, 2011

Captain's Log

The Captain's Log is what Mr. Spock found in the toilet when Kirk forgot to flush.

Dr. McCoy: Spock, you look a little more green than usual...you feeling okay?
Spock: Yes, Doctor. I finally know the true meaning of the Captain's Log.

by jump the shark January 15, 2012