To me this has two meanings.
1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...
2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.
1) Goff - someone who presumes they are a "goth" just because they listen to Marilyn Manson and/or "mainstream" goth crap. --- Normally laughed at by (see definition 2)...
2) Goff - (aka g0ff) - Someone who realises the general stupidity and hilariousness of the modern day goth scene and yet still listens to "proper" goth music (e.g. The Sisters Of Mercy, Bauhaus, etc.) but at the same time tries their hardest not to be associated with "goth" because they see how funny/stupid all the goths look.
Definition 1:
"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"
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Definition 2:
Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."
"I listen to Marilyn Manson / My Chemical Romance / Bullet For My Valentine (etc). I'm a goth!"
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Definition 2:
Person 1: "Lets go to Camden to laugh at all the goffs.
Person 2: "OK. but before that, lets listen to this new Sisters bootleg I got."
Person 1: "OK, but keep in mind, the Sisters aren't goth, and neither are we."
by Robert-www.themumblesofficial.vze.com April 17, 2006
'Joe just goff, i'm not getting into that arseless pvc thong! I know Andy does it but i'm not!'
'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'
'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'
by bigmuff May 17, 2008
by jsrymell August 17, 2015
by twizzy May 12, 2014
noun. A very passive agressive person who manipulates situations to make themselves look like the victim when they are, in fact, the instigator.
verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.
verb. To 'goff' someone is to be a goff (n) towards them, i.e. to make them the target of passive agressive activity.
noun. You're going to post anonymous insults on Livejournal? Don't be such a goff!
verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.
verb. After Jane dumped Michael, she totally goffed him by telling everyone he'd left her.
by Sarah Keebs August 4, 2005
Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.
Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or
Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."
or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"
or
Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."
or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"
by Aslan and Lucy December 3, 2007
To take advantage of someone's trust or good will to get ahead, particularly an unsuspecting friend.
"Did Stan give you a good deal on his old truck or did you get goffed?"
"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."
"When the going gets tough, the tough get goffing."
by goffed June 24, 2009