gleep 

To steal something from someone, right in front of their eyes.

Yo I gleeped that niggas socks from his feet when he was wearing shoes.

gleep by z3d. July 6, 2005

gleep 

Gleep is a gooey sometime unseen substance of unknown origin. It is anything that can be contracted from anything else that can cause a triggered reaction of disgust just by it touching you or being in contact with it. Gleep can stick to any surface, including but not limited to skin. If you see gleep it is best not to mess with it because it may become stuck to you. It is passed by human and animal contact, or by direct contact with it. Once someone catches the gleep, it can be passed from them to someone or something else.

I once saw a guy get the gleep from his refrigerator. He didn't clean it out for weeks and when he did he got gleep all over him. Then he pet his dog and it got on the dog too. Now the dog is passing the gleep around.

gleep by ChrisTheWolf December 11, 2018

gleep 

steal in a takingly fashon, it is used to describe things whil in the process of gleeping them (plural of gleep)

hey, u want me to gleep you one of those dice, they are free
lets go gleeping
the cops are gonna catch me if i gleep this

gleep by Jason Ginsberg May 4, 2006

Gleep 

Onomatopoeia, meaning to sound like "Gleep."

"Gleep! Gleep, Gleep, Gleep!"

Gleep by Ye Pugh March 7, 2005

gleep 

The sound a monkey makes.

(JohnD)Hey look at that monkey!
(monkey) Gleep gleep gleep!

gleep by Al Capwntded April 17, 2013

Gleep 

A very offensive word in Albania. The punishment for uttering the word is to be thrown into a fishpond wearing only a fishfood coating...

"Gleep"
"Don't say 'Gleep'; an Albanian might hear you!"

Gleep by Raphael the Uberpotato April 11, 2008

gleep 

An unknown or suspicious form of illness

He's home in bed with the gleep.

gleep by Bertable June 14, 2007