I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.
by The kush September 7, 2008
by stephanieboat February 16, 2007
the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face
people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face
people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.
by bitchshitcuntfuck August 7, 2008
Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.
by Talking Goat June 20, 2003
When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!
Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail
Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"
Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail
by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
by Ross and Chiu May 11, 2005
she asked me for a glass bottom boat.. so i put cling wrap on her face and showed her what being in a boat would feel like.. a boat that was being shit on!!
by westsider.rider November 23, 2008