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Gerbil Hider 

One who places gerbils into the body for sexual pleasure.
He puts gerbils in his rectum. He is a gerbil hider.
Gerbil Hider by llcalejr April 29, 2019
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(in Gerbism; monotheistic religion) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
And Gerb said, "Let there be light." And there was all this shit. (Gerble 1:3)
What are you doing if not worshipping Gerb?!?
Gerb by humblefollower69 July 20, 2023

Kevin the gerbil

Originally Kevin the gerbil was (ITV's) Roland rats' best friend. These days it can be applied to anyone called Kevin. Although this conjures up the idea of a man called Kevin inserting a small rodent into his anal passage this is not entirely correct. Kevin the gerbil's are fun, friendly, and a bit of a jack the lad, they are usually the life and soul of the party
That Kevin the gerbil is a right laugh.

The first person called Kevin the gerbil apparently lives in the mountains of North Wales, although this hasn't been fully authenticated

Gerber Fuck

When one dips their phallus into a jar of baby food (preferable Gerber's) and proceeds to perform intercourse on a pregnant woman.
Oh boy, oh boy...that fetus sure seems hungry. Henry, you best be giving Edna a good 'ol fashioned Gerber Fuck so that baby will quit kicking.
Gerber Fuck by willvery March 3, 2017

gerbil circus 

when someone lets a particularly noxious fart, usually in a confined area like the cab of a fire truck, so bad in fact, that it smells as if the gerbils from Richard Gere's ass were performing a trapeze act while suspended from the air conditioning vents.
firefighter 1: dude! you stink!
firefighter 2: oh i know, i'm terrible today!
firefighter 3: JEE-sus! smells like a fuckin gerbil circus in here!
gerbil circus by dick dykstra March 23, 2011

night gerbil 

A word used for a person of african descent.....nigger
Black guy: Help a brotha!!!

KKK: Catch that damn night gerbil!!!