Da fuq

A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.

Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!

by Da Fuq August 3, 2011

fuq u

inexplicitly saying fuck you

Snape: Mista Pota
Harry: no fuq u snep

by MoDHydraziine February 23, 2016

Da fuq

It's like saying WTF but in a much awesomer way, you say it when you are completly confused to what a specific person or object is doing.

Guy1: *sees a cat doing a handstand
GUY1: DA FUQ?

by Randomguy78 March 28, 2013

Fuq

Life altering sex that’s so you amazing you can’t explain it in words.

I cleared the table and laid her down, it was the best fuq she’d ever had.

by Senpái February 20, 2019

duh-fuq

the sarcastic answer to "dafuq's" confused manner...

"duh-fuq, it is exactly what i just said, fool. "

by punkie00 March 7, 2014

teh fuq

A bastardization of the fuck Basically meaning "How could they?"

Friend 1: Yeah, so then that bitch slapped me.
Friend 2: teh fuq???

by Youre a moron if you read this May 1, 2015

pts fuq

no intimacy straight fuqn
an outlet to release anger for veterans

wifey: what happened
veteran: pts fuq
wifey: felt like you were angry

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018